A real significant sign
 

Top 10 (add your own)

10 - Most new members recruited at www. pubertyforum.com
9 - Another losing Homecoming banner: "To hell with Homecoming, let drink"
8 - Largest trophy in case: "Best blood donation percentage-wise"
7 - Pledge program: In Eileen Stevens "national bottom 10"
6 - Last natl. convention attended: just after Korean War
5 - chapter accountants won't report until paid
4 - MTV rejected you
3 - Last intramural trophy won: Was left at bar after the game
2 - Best social of the year: Brothers in blackface Halloween ball
1 - most famous alum: Barney

Hey, I'm proud of Barney!

She wrote that a significant sign your chapter sucks is that you are posting on GC on a Saturday night. It was kind of funny.