I'm watching the Lions games.

Better watch out, they're going to fire you if you don't show up until the season starts, Coach.

Of course! I mean, I have to? From the sidelines? I get it’s only preseason and all, but it was still my first win as head coach.

I was so happy!

https://i.postimg.cc/LXFBTMGJ/IMG-7821.jpg

And then…..

https://i.postimg.cc/hP2sq6QY/IMG-7831.jpg

And then….

https://i.postimg.cc/2yzQs7km/IMG-7819.jpg

LOL! Good thing you weren't wearing your dress!

I messed up and thought Cheerio's post was yours.

Sorry, Cheerio! CG is the only one on here with a delusional career enhancement, as far as I'm aware.

No harm, Sciencewoman, it's all in the fun. Thought you were using my example to tell her what NOT to do!

Ummm… you root for Detroit? That’s like… major career delusion in itself. I mean, your head coach looks like he drinks Monster for communion and wears Axe Body Spray as cologne.

Meanwhile, I’ve got clipboard privilege, a functional brain, and a team that doesn’t cry during warmups. Let’s not compare struggles. :)

And please tell Daniel Campbell to stop texting me “thank you for that signed football” I gave him last season when I was interim coach in training. It literally had an insult on it. Like… it literally said “to my friend, Daniel… Your passion burns brighter than Detroit’s streetlights. And unlike those, yours stay on.” OH… MY… GAWD! Who doesn’t catch that?

Goodbye, Sciencewoman. lol.

I haven’t either. Preseason is basically a form of tryouts to see who gets cut and who stays. No need to watch really.

LMAO! Y’all I’m done. LOL!!!

LOL!!! Which one of y’all said CG’s Viking dress is a “repurposed skank dress”? I hollered when I read that LOL.

LOL! What’s your issue with Axe body spray, CG?

And Lmao @ “Daniel Campbell”.

I just think it’s like.. ew! I’ve only ever associated it with athletes who thought spraying half the can made up for skipping a shower. I was around them constantly in college, like for cheer practices, bus rides, and like training rooms, and the scent just stuck. Literally. In my hair. My bag. My trauma. Try being stuck on a bus for 6 hours with Axe-spraying linebackers and no escape.

It doesn’t smell like “clean.” It smells like someone trying really hard to smell clean. I dated a football player who was obsessed with Axe. Every time I was around him, I’d start sneezing. I eventually told him I didn’t think it was a good idea that we keep dating. I swear, Axe made him smell like BO with confidence. So gross.

I couldn’t do it. I broke up with him because my sinuses deserved better.

A bunch of football this week y’all. I’ll definitely be watching. We’re in full season mode now.

Understood. When I was medically incarcerated, most the of male CNAs wore Axe, and I wanted to take an axe to them!

Yep. I’m watching now. :)

lol
So, it’s not just me. I totally agree, honeychile.

I want KC to lose this game.

Lol @ honeychile and CG hating on Axe body spray. Can y’all imagine a dude sitting across from honeychile eating Rice Crispies real loud while the cereal is snapping, cracking, and popping, while dude is wearing Axe body spray all at the same time? Dude would be asking for a death sentence Lmao!

After Michigan's loss yesterday, the Lions need to show up and win today. They're already down by 7.

The question is, which way would he choose to be executed?

I'm not a fan of Aaron Rodgers, but I love, love, love my Steelers!! DH hates him with a passion, and this is going to be a very hard season for him. Now, to get the Bears to beat the Vikings tomorrow night...!