132!!! :eek: :confused: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Does that mean I'm a hoodrat?????? :confused: :confused:

I think the Tupac question put me up there. I REFUSE to believe Tupac is dead. He's the black Elvis!!!! ;)

60....

And I'm caucasian.... but you've got to see where I'm from to understand. I always go barefoot! But I take care of my feet though! And the bacon grease... oh yeah. Ice scream man, you know it. And everybody should've played freeze-tag and red/light green light. That's what childhood was all about!

Yo! I am ghetto! I got a 120!
 

It would have been higher, but my mama just stopped reusing grease on the stove!!!!
And my friends call me stuck-up...if they only knew...

I'm at 98...

But how many points do you get for "Mudear"? It doesn't say, so I just gave myself 5.

Y'all know that "Mudear" is short/country slang for "Mother Dear".

And uh, I never "slept in a chair" to keep my hair do 'skrait', but in the past I would "pretty sleep" where you kinda prop your head up on your hands and sleep light to keep the 'butta laid...

And I might be ghetto, but we played "Mother May I", not "Momma May I". And how 'bout "Hot Peas and Butter, Come and Get Your Supper" or "Colored Eggs" - those games were live wire.

I got one to add tho...

5 points if you "ran in the sprinkler" when it was hot...

10 if it was an open fire hydrant...

and a whopping 25 points if y'all took some plastic garbage bags, cut them open, spread them out, and made a bootleg "slip and slide" where y'all slid on the bags while somebody else sprayed with the water hose...

LOL!

Oh, Three_Love, you touched my heart with this one. I even taught my 12-year old son this trick, and his friends LOVED it.

not only did we play slip n slide with the trash bags...
we had water gun fights...
with the water hose.. we didn't have the big fancy super soakers.
and we saved up money for the balloons.

yall remember the doll houses out the old washin machine boxes, and everybody else had the barbie dream house. we colored 'em with crayons, markers, or whatever we had.

those boxes were forts, hideouts whatever. and yall remember when the box finally broke...tears, straight tears.

Wheww....I got a 78...of course those habits are long behind me!!! :p Some of them that is... ;)

Three-love I put in 10 points for calling your grand-mother
Madear. That must be some ole country slang, because I swear I've never heard of it. When I think about it, some of this stuff isn't ghetto at all. I wouldn't know what to call it though.

I hate to admit but I scored 102. I am not ghetto......I am just ethnic.....
;)

I scored a 115.

In my defense... you can run faster without shoes :D

I dont feel so bad now....
 

I got a 96!

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I got a 78! But I know My one sister would get a straight ghetto off the charts! And we came from the same Momma!

Ok I got a 83 and 20 of that came from still thinkin Tupac is still alive. I know thats bad but us Cali people have to keep hope alive, plus I love Tupac and i just want him 2 come back and prove alot of people wrong. :D

116! good lawd!
i didnt think i was that ghetto!

so much for being bougeoise (sp?) for going to a "white college."
and we really need to add some more ?'s to this, like...

if you used vaseline for hair grease (+5)

if you brushed ur hair with grease and water (+8)

you every used socks for gloves to play in the snow (+5)

you went to the ponderosa (or the golden coral, i think it is) with ziplocks (+5)

if ur moms told you christmas was canceled (+3)

you bought your afterschool snack with food stamps (the paper
ones too! dont front yall!) (+10)

you snatched the milk and quarter water tops to make skelly tops (+10)

you had an uncle who had bootleg oldies but goodies tapes from around the way (+7) add 10 if your uncle was the one who sold them!

if your moms wouldnt let you put cookies out for santa cause she aint want the roaches coming out at night! (+7)

if you always called someone to call you back so it was on they bill and not yours (+5)

if you had a preference over which color quarter juice you wanted (yall know the purple one was the jumpoff!) +5 add +5 if you froze them and drank them like slushies.

if you had to walk around the corner to get mister softee cause he didnt stop on your block (+3)

if you went to the beach and swam in shorts and a tshirt vs. a bathing suit (+6)

if you had to be inside before the streetlamps came on (+5)

if your moms did your candy sales for you at her job so you could win the better prizes (+3)

if you got ur braids done in 2 or more parts (+7)

if your church had a talent show every now and then to raise money for the bathroom renovation (that never happened) (+5) add +5 if they sold snacks for a $1 between services.

if your church put the good fans and hymn books out when yall had a fellowship (+5)

if you just knew you was getting a beatin after church or after school (+10)

if you had to "warm up" your TV ahead of time in order to watch it (+10)

sidenote: i knew it was gon be aight when i moved in my dorm last year, in fear of never living ghettofab again, and a girl downstairs from me had boric acid laid out in the cracks of her floor. that brought it home 4 me!

good times.

score of 82!!!!!!!