Suddenly UF_Pike wakes up ( breathing hard and sweating ) to the smell of white diamonds perfume and his bedroom lit by candles. To his left he sees LibraSoul22 and to his right is Dionysus both butt as* nakked wrapped up in his Ralph Lauren Leopard print bed sheets and comforter, officially making them pike girls now. UF_Pike says to himself, "why can't I remeber anything?" His comotion wakes the girls up and he says to them both, " What happened?" LibraSoul22 says, "well we got in a fight with the girls of Kappa Delta" with Dionysus exclaiming " Yea, kddani put GHB in your drink. After a few minutes of "The pure stuff" in your system you went crazy and started pouring beer on the chicks." LibraSoul22 went on to state, " yea and as we were leaving KillarneyRose busted out her prescription of Zanex and gave us each 2- 10 milligram pills." "We then got in an accident cause DZRose93 went Psycho and rammed into the back of your car." UF_pike says, " Well did I win the game show?" The two girls look at each other with sexy smiles, " Yea, we'd say you won alright." All of a sudden there is a knock on the door, UF_Pike opens it ( In his boxers) and it is none other than........

Dang, I missed out on a little fun?

Well LibraSoul and I snuck off to have Carnal Knowledge of each other as she is the true woman not her evil twin sister who cannot hold a melting candle to her beauty!

It is scary what the rest of you poor souls go into and do with out the leading hand om my self and LS!

Sex is not the answer, it just be fun as hell for the moment! Amen!:D

Oh, Did yall end up in the cop shop?:confused:

Myself and LS had A Expensive Cognac and Smoke Small Cuban Cigars while diiscussing Life and you neophyts of lower knowledge!:cool:

Oh my! Carnal knowledge? Not for the virginal librasoul22! Tom, I slipped a magic herb in your cigar that made you have a realistic vision of our alleged carnal knowledge. Never fear, we did nothing out of the realm of a platonic relationship. Now you can stop acting so awkward when I see you on the street!

Pass me a Macanudo! ;)

UF_Pike stares at his vistor, his jaw hanging open, and she slyly walks past him.
"You can't say hello?" she asks him.

i had no idea i was featured in this!
 

PhiMuNursie is here! To see what kinda hell UF has wreaked on the other poor sorority women, and to see if PM_Mama has found him and whipped his ass yet. She hasn't, but fortunately, she arrived just after me and the real fun begins. Of course, knowing what an excellent chef UF is, and knowing how well he thinks he knows Phi Mus, he thinks he'll stave off the Phi Mus in the room with some apple pie made with his brand new hand mixer that Momma bought him. Meanwhile, as he cooks in his Pike boxers that his Grandma made for him, PhiMuNursie comments on the cheap, raunchy smell of white diamonds perfume that engulfs his apartment and then...