when you stop strolling and wearing a lot of para!!

Neos start calling you Grandma

You begin sentences with "back in [enter your season/year here]"

I don't think that will happen for a long time for me. LOL.

.....Me either!

Well, I still love to stroll, but I can go to a party without strolling the ENTIRE time! I missed actually dancing. :) And I used to wear about 4-6 pieces of para. Now I might wear 1 or 2.

The Archonettes and Sigma Betas are bigger than Sorors and Frat.

Sorors call you for advice on chapter affairs.

...people ask you for advice instead of food or money.

...people bring you food and beverages and you didn't even ask for em.

...you wear paraphernalia for other members to identify you, not just so that people will know.

...your favorite color returns to what it was before you crossed.

...you hear someone say they wanna be a part of your org and you simply respond with, "Mmm, that's nice. Tell me how it turns out." instead of getting your car washed or treated for lunch.

When you go to Homecoming and some of your former students are greek.

If it never crossed your mind that the term Membership Intake would ever exist.