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HC these are the signs if you have been attacked by the MACK OF THE GHETTO SECURITY GUARD? HC he will open the door for ONLY you? HC he will always ask you if your kicked it this past weekend? HC he will ask you if you got a man or where your man at? HC if he sees a male dropping you off to work (even though its just you brother, friend, etc.) he will ask you "is that your man"? HC he will have either a gold tooth or a missing tooth in the front? HC he will always offer to walk you to your car because he doesn't want "anyone to try and hurt you with your pretty self"? HC he will usually always comment on how good your hair looks even though YOU KNOW you need to get your roots touched up? HC these are just a few things to watch out for? |
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HC I am officially too through now? HC I too have been a victim? HC this phenomenon doesn't stop with security guards? HC janitorial staff and package delivery men have done this too me too? HC if the delivery man looked like the one on soul food (boris) I wouldn't mind so much? HC the men that do this usually have dragon-breath but want to be all up in your face? HC thisclose isn't cool? HC somebody needs to make a GHETTO MACK ATTACK repellant? |
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HC I want to go out and raise venture capital funding for that repellant? HC I learned that the guy at our office building is also pulling that with other women who work at my company? HC http://www.plauder-smilies.de/countdown.gif before he gets reported to the property manager's office? |
HC i feel ya'll
HC why am i being GHETTO MACKED by a mail clerk?
HC he's repulsive? HC for starters he wears "EK" prescription glasses? HC remember those from back in the day... and HC wid a YUCK mouth that would make Romie-Rome from Martin look kiss-able HC I always thought… either have too many teeth or severe gaps but never both? HC this wannabe stalker has both!?!?!?… and they’re yellow like butter lova popcorn? HC why work here... he would make G's as case study for dental research? HC... when he walks by saying... "hhhhheeeeyyyyy Urrrrrrrbbbbbannnne".. and yes that slow and LOUD as f... HC I just want to blow chunks! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/party/barf.gif |
Aiiight y'all, here's my take....
HC I went to the Queen City of Charlotte, Nawth Cackalacka last weekend?
HC it was to attend my cousin's graduation from JCSU? HC I forgot to PM tickledpink to let her know I'd be in town? HC lo siento tickledpink? :( HC I had a ball, with the exceptions of the bus rides both ways? HC on the way there, I had to "guide" this Muslim lady to Charlotte b/c she spoke little ingles and mostly Arabic? HC she had just gotten to NYC from Egypt and was trying to go to Charlotte? HC I felt like somebody's mother and I was SUPPOSED to be travelling alone? HC when we stopped in Richmond, she went to the bathroom and almost got lost? HC it was b/c she didn't look at where I was sitting so that she could come back to her seat? HC she almost got on a line with passengers who were about to load their bus to go to wherever they were going? HC I had to go get her before she would've gotten on their bus and ended up in the middle of nowhere? HC when I got her, she said, "You're so very nice?" HC I said, "Thank you," but I was thinking, "Why didn't you look for where I was sitting instead of wandering off like somebody's lost child?" HC we stopped in Richmond b/c some of the mofos on my bus decided to make the bus a trash receptacle? HC there were soda bottles rolling around all over the place before we got to Richmond? HC I wanted to tell the bus driver to make a big sign saying, "Your momma doesn't work here nor is she here to help you, so please clean up after yourself?" HC I would've made the damn sign myself if he let me? :D HC we made more stops than what was on the itinerary? HC I was :mad: ? HC every time the bus stopped, the Muslim lady asked if we were in Nawth Cackalacka yet? HC I had to tell her no so as not to confuse her? HC she didn't know how to use the phone card she bought? HC I had to help her? HC I was glad when we finally got to Charlotte? HC she gave me a hug and kiss and thanked me for helping her? HC I helped her to call her family in Charlotte so she could let them know she was in Charlotte and for them to pick her up? HC I didn't have my phone book with me to call my cousin's ex-girlfriend to let her know I had gotten in? HC I called home and told my sister that if she called to let her know that I was in town? HC I waited for almost two hours for her to pick me up? HC it was my cousin's fault? HC she told him that my bus was coming in soon and she had to pick me up and he told her, "She'll be aight?" HC my sister told me what he said when I called her and I was :mad: ? HC when they finally got to pick me up, I was heated b/c I had on 3 inch heel boots? HC that's what I get for trying to be cute in another city? HC my cousin pointed to me and started laughing? HC I was about to http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rough/smileyshot22.gif ? HC I'll let you know about the rest of my trip later? :D :p |
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How Come...doggystyle
how come .. I got 4 CARDS
how come .. I got 20 Pearls how come .. I got Gold Boots how come .. I got All the girls how come .. It so dayum good to be a QUE *haha* how come .. It's my undergrad chapters 30th Anniversary this weekend how come .. The Ball is tonight how come .. I just got back from gettin' my "hurr" cut how come .. I'm about to pick up my Clabourne Tux how come .. I'm gonna be the cleanest Bruh this side of STEVE HARVEY how come .. I'm so glad KHAKI SHAWT-SHWATZ is back in style for Women how come .. I almost wrecked the SUV rubbernecking' a girl in those shawtz how come .. SHE GOT IT FROM HER MOOOOOOMMA? LOL how come .. I love the Sisters of DST how come .. I hate the Sisters of DST for being HOOCHIE POLICE at our parties how come .. I just broke my HOW COME cherry by doing my 1st HOW COME |
How Come...doggystyle Part 2
how come .. My AKA girlfriend be on me so hard about etiQUEtte (salad fork / soup spoon) in public, but be lickin' bar-be-QUE sause off her fingers like a mug when we at home? LOL (but, I love her though)
how come .. The latest news from the Auburn Black Face saga got me hot how come .. I'm asking like Busta to P.Diddy "Is they disreSPEC'n me?" how come .. P. Diddy would be like,"AU's disreSPEC'n all Blacks." how come .. Auburn settlement allows Beta Theta Pi to remain on campus Associated Students May 16, 2002 Auburn, fraternity settle lawsuit; Beta Theta Pi to remain on campus AUBURN, Ala. -- A fraternity that was ordered off the Auburn University campus because some of its members were photographed wearing racially offensive costumes at a Halloween party will be allowed to remain under the terms of the settlement of a lawsuit. Beta Theta Pi fraternity agreed Wednesday to settle its $100 million lawsuit against the university. The fraternity will not receive any money but will be able to remain on campus, said Steve Becker, administrative secretary for the Beta Theta Pi national organization in Oxford, Ohio. The university suspended 10 Beta Theta Pi members and withdrew its recognition of the fraternity after members were photographed wearing wigs and celebrating in black face. A judge later ordered the students reinstated. Romaine S. Scott III, an attorney for the plaintiffs, said Beta Theta Pi members did not mean to offend anyone. Becker said he hoped students had learned a lesson from the incident. "The behavior that gave rise to this situation was unacceptable," he said. The university declined to discuss the settlement. "The matter has been resolved by agreement," said David Boyd, an Auburn University lawyer. "The parties will be submitting to the court a written settlement document that reflects the terms of the agreement." Another fraternity, Delta Sigma Phi, also was suspended from campus because of racially offensive conduct at its Halloween party. That fraternity was not involved in the lawsuit settled Wednesday. (c) 2002 The Associated Press. |
How Comeeeee...
One Question....
HC....... DOGGYSTYLE HAS TWO SEPARATE HC THREADS IN HERE. HC....... IF IT IS SPECIFICALLY FOR HIM -- WOULDN'T IT BE APPROPRIATE TO PUT IT IN THE 'QUES' ROOM? HC.... Also, I meant to put this one under the orignal HC thread as well...please move moderators.... |
how come
how come... cause his 'fat fingered' arse hit the [new thread] button instead of the [reply] button...
honest mistake... *I'm sorry* These can be deleted by the moderator if she/they like.. |
A Whole New Me!!!
HC yesterday was a very big day for me?
HC I wanna share it with my GC phamily? HC after months of growing my hair with no relaxers, I decided to take the plunge? HC yesterday, I got ALL of the relaxer cut out of my hair? HC I am now sportin' a cute little natural? :D HC I am so proud of myself for not changing my mind? HC I can't stop touching my hair? HC after she first cut it off, I was like, um, this isn't exactly what I had in mind? HC she didn't want to wash it? HC it was raining and cold outside, and I didn't want to leave with a wet head? HC I then went to CT4's house so that she could see it? HC she is probably like :eek:, lol, cuz she hasn't seen it wet? HC anyway, it looked funny, lol, like a blown out afro, and I ain't want that? HC I couldn't wait to get home so I could play in it? HC one of our friends from college went natural last year, so she sent me a list of what to buy for my hair? HC I was so excited when I went to the beauty supply store? HC I had the best time doing my hair last night? HC I'ma have fun today, too? HC this whole ordeal has been a really trying time for me? HC I was so afraid to go natural, because I didn't think I'd be pretty anymore? :o :( HC I even said daily affirmations to myself about it? HC once my new-growth got a little longer, my hair was poofy ALL THE TIME, anyway? HC I started to pull it back into a ponytail or a bun, but it was still poofy? HC it was then that I saw what a little afro would look like on my head, and I loved it?? HC I was blow-drying my hair straight and flat ironing it, only for it to sweat out at the roots and poof up? HC I decided that I could give up or I could give in? HC I gave in? :) HC I had the most glorious experience last night? HC I'ma tell yall about it, lol? HC I'm chatty today, so sit back and relax? :p HC back to my experience last night? HC I didn't want to go out or anything because I was nervous about how people would react to my hair? HC this is a very sensitive time for me? HC I had decided that I would stay in and watch love jones? HC I changed my mind, SWIFTLY? HC I thought that was just stupid? HC I got up, showered, did my hair, did my make up, and left? HC it felt so good? HC I realized that if I cared so much how people would react, I would never have cut it off? HC it's funny how your mind plays tricks on you? HC anyway? HC we went bar hopping? HC, for the most part, I had a nice time? HC I did, at times, feel a little old and out of touch? HC I never thought I'd think like that? HC there were songs playing by people I'd never even heard of? HC I wanna know, who is Mercedes? HC all the girls I was with knew the words to these songs, and I knew none of them? HC I still had fun? HC I am just glad that I went? HC it was a Waiting to Exhale moment, fa sho? HC I bet you're wondering what was so glorious about my night? HC it was raining, remember? HC I didn't have an umbrella? HC I DIDN'T CARE? :D HC I went with a soror who'd just gotten her hair done? HC she was like, come on, let's run? HC I just lol @ her? HC I don't have to run anymore in the drizzle? :D HC I'm happy being nappy? :) |
How come I'm happy for Ideal08?
How come I am in a extremely trying season in my life right now? How come if I didn't know the Lord, I would be on top of the Sears Tower or John Hancock building right now? How come I don't know how people get through life without belief in a higher power? How come I thank God for the first person who ever told me about Him? How come I don't know how to pick myself up and move on from this set back? How come I'm like some kind of dazed survivor of a really horrible tragedy? How come all I do is keep trying to live each day? How come things you really don't want to think about pop into your head when you're laying in bed, trying to sleep? How come I have absolutely nobody to lean on? How come I wanna lean on my husband, but I'm the spiritual one in my household, and if I express doubt, fear, or dismay, my whole family will be going down the drain before I can blink? How come I don't wanna lay my problems on my mother? How come I'm usually a happy go lucky person? How come I see no easy solution, and no relief is anywhere in sight? How come bad things happen to good people? How come sometimes you really don't have control over what happens to you? How come? How come? How come? |
GIRL!
Miss Mocha...
HC I feel you? HC I feel like I am the QUEEN of having bad stuff happen to me? HC I even watched that video, Why Bad Things Happen to Good People? HC it was a little different? HC it will test your faith? HC it will make you think? HC I haven't figured out why God wants me to go thru the mess He sends me thru? HC I hate it, but I have to trust Him? HC talkin it out instead of keeping it in helps a lot? HC for the first time recently, I actually learned how to lean on my friends? HC I'm happy I did it? HC one soror told me to compartmentalize? HC she said that you have to put parts of your life into compartments, and deal with one compartment at a time? HC all last week, I was saying, "I can't think about this right now, I have to focus on this...?" HC it was hard, but I made it, day by day? HC I'm still making it, just day by day? HC, MM, you'll be ok? HC if you pray to God to comfort you, someone will call you? HC I promise? HC if someone doesn't call you, your hubby will come into the room? HC you should remember, men like to feel like they are needed, too? HC your whole family will not go down the drain? HC you have to trust the whole stinkin' process? HC if nothing else, I'm a good listener? ;) HC I'll keep you in my prayers, too? HC my prayer list just gets longer and longer? :) HC ain't nothin' wrong with that? HC I hope everyone has a good Monday and an even better week? :D |
HC Miss Mocha, check your pm?
HC GC has cast a pox on me? HC it originated right here in this very thread? HC since people brought up stalkers I now have one too? HC I am not too worried (for the time being)? HC it is because this individual is stalking me from the local correctional facility? HC he knows me personally, though? HC I have no idea who he is, do not remember, cannot recall, does not compute? HC it all began on Saturday? HC I am chilling in the living room watching movies when...RRRIIINNG: The phone...? HC I say, "Hello?" HC, in my ear: "This is a collect call from ...'Librasoul, baby, press zero'... to accept this call, press zero..."? HC I thought one of my peeps might be in trouble, so I pressed zero? HC NO!? HC this guy claims we met at some store and I gave him my number? HC I must have some sort of temporal malfunction or something? HC trying not to be rude, I told him I could not afford collect calls? HC he says "you know I got you when I get out"? :eek: HC I hung up after a chit and a chat, trying to figure out how he knew me? HC he called back EIGHT times that day???? HC each time...."you have a collect call from: > 'Librasoul, press zero > Librasoul, come on baby, please press zero > Librasoul, just one time, press zero...' and so forth!? HC, I hope he is not getting out any time soon? :o |
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HC guuurrrl you are better than me? HC after call #3 I would have been on the phone with the local Po-Po telling them they need to check their inmate? HC my number would be changed TODAY? HC I can't believe this dude is harrassing you like he's yobabydaddy? :p HC I don't know what to think about that mess? HC that's just too much? |
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