I always use "what in TARNATION is going on here!!

Well y'all, I still curse. I didn't curse until I got married. I have heard words like

Daggommit for Got Damned
Futhermucker for Mother F
Ashtray for A$$


But you all got me cracking up!!!!

I forgot this one:

Shuckey Duckey

The only ones I use regularly are mofo and mickyfricky.

Now I say, Mickey Fickey,

I got it from when Spike lee's do the right thing came on T.v, and they had the edited version, and the guy was in the chinese shop buying batteries. I forgot what made him mad but the next thing i know, they were exchanging words, and saying,
what mickey fickey, you a mickey fickey, give me my batteries, Mickey Fickey. I just thought that was too funny, and started using that word.

Speaking of Shuckey Duckey What ever happened to him? He was a pretty good comedian?

He's doing time in jail for publicly shucking his duckey in a bathroom. (j/k yall, j/k)

*LOLOLOLOL*

I couldn't resist!:D

I am trying to swear less and since I usually do when I'm mad , I've found some good substitutes that make me laugh when I say them, that i stop being mad enough to swear.

Googly-moogly - a great stand-in for any swear
motherfather - for muthaf@#$7r
buttwipe- a$$hole
nypical tiggers - for those special people

My favorite...

ShullBit, as in he on some bull----...
I actually got that one from 'Dre of Outkast, Track 16 on TLC's 1994 release "CrazySexyCool"


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I LIKE TO USE FUDGE INSTEAD OF F**K

AND BEARHUGGER INSTEAD OF B*****D:rolleyes: :p

I used shacaca. I got it from either Ace Venture 1 r 2 but can't remember which.

ASPERAGUS INSTEAD OF A**

My momma is going to kick my asperagus!!!

I use "What the Hizzy instead of What in the He**

And "Dag Blasted" instead of God D@#%!!! :mad:

Ya'll are too much!!
 

I have never cursed a day in my life...but sometimes when I fill the need I use one of these...

for sh*t..."I ain't tryin to hear that ish " or I say S ugar H oney I ced T ea...:D look at the bold letters.

for d*mn....I use "spam"

for b**ch..."You ain't nothin but a itch "

for h*ll.....I call it "the fire"..."You goin straight to the fire "

for motherf**..."You motherfloodpucker "..jamie fox:)

for f*ck..."What tha freak " "Freak that!"

LOL Y'all got me rollin' over here!!! :D

I don't know where she got it, but my mom used to (when I was younger) say "sugarbear" instead of isht... I.E. "OH SUGARBEAR! :mad: " LOL

I got into the habit of saying "Funk".. I.E. "Funk that!!!"

And for those times that you absolutely HAVE to curse, to take the sting out of mofo, a lot of my friends and I say "mother-B*tch"... LOL ... Yup.

A frew girls I know say "Son of a Wh*re", but I don't know how much better that is than anything else.. :rolleyes:

I forgot one

"Son of a Biscuit" instead of Son of va B#%*$!