Please come back and write your story, HockeyGirl!

Yes please! Almost as good as the Norwegian men's curling team's pants:
http://m.elleuk.com/var/elleuk/stora...evine_BA_M.jpg

Oh my goodness! Those duds would certainly distract the opponent. Strategy perhaps?

This needs to happen!

These pants:

http://www.seasonloveshoes.com/image...-MULTIVIEW.jpg

In this print:
http://blog.lillypulitzer.com/wp-con...rackerMain.jpg

Also, could we get the folks at Lilly Pulitzer or Vera Bradley or Tory Burch or Betsey Johnson or Michael Kors to design our uniforms for the Open Ceremonies? Ralph Lauren consistently does a terrible job. The US has so many great designers. We should rotate.

I'm not posting the rest of this story quite yet, as it's not quite over... I AM, however going to tell you that it should have a happy ending :)

Good luck and best wishes if you're just finishing recruitment!

clemsongirl and KDCat - all I gotta say is AAAAAAAAH!!! MY EYES!!!!!

HockeyGirl, I look forward to reading your story.

Now you can say that:
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/dam/a...ants-620xa.jpg

I like those. They're kind of Mondrian.

I am delighted that Hockeygirl not only has made it through qualifying rounds but will be a medalist!

Accurate photo posted by KDCat of the Lily curling pants worn with sandals given the Sochi weather reports.

The Norwegians look like they are wearing super fabulous letters (instead of uniforms).

I watched some curling today. There were some pretty hot guys, in spite of the pants.

Let's hope HockeyGirl gets gold/her first choice! Although I'm sure she'd be gracious if it's silver or bronze.

What is with some of the awful clothing?

HockeyGirl, we are distracting ourselves while awaiting your return!