KR thank you so much for bumping this thread. I have tears in my eyes and my stomach hurts because I've been laughing so hard.

Rudolph should go into Dave Chappelle mode as Rick James and tell Santa, "Say my name....@#$%"

The elf who wanted to be a dentist should work on his boss with out novacaine.

KR, you know I love you, but PUT DOWN THE MARGARITAS!!! You and I both know that, if Rudolph refused, he'd be the new line of Coach purses once the delivery run had been made!!

I'd probably get assfaced and try to tag team cupid with my boy blitzen.

You know blitzen got down.

By contract, I'd probably have to lead the sleigh, but you could bet the union would hear about it first thing 12/26.

If I was Rudoph, I would sue Santa and the reindeers for discrimation because of the red nose. With the money I'll win, I'll get Herbie, Yunkon, the Snowmonster and the King of Misfit Toys to help me run my own toy factory. With the success of that, I'll buy out Santa's shop and he would have to get all of his toys that he has to deliver from me!

It's so ironic that my friend and I talked about this tonight and Mom and I have also talked about this.

If I were Rudolf, in one word:
 

Rhinoplasty.

I got to say, thats the way to go :D

Too funny, lol

If I were Rudolph I would find the food that gave me the worst gas and eat it ALL...

I think this shows what Rudolph really did, lmao
 

http://pic11.picturetrail.com/VOL368.../120733161.jpg



:o :o

Would it go something like this

http://www.yahoo.americangreetings.c...546&path=40749

or more like this

http://www.yahoo.americangreetings.c...474&path=40749

Hopefully With My Hot Nose, I would place it up some cold asses to get them to thaw!:D

Re: I think this shows what Rudolph really did, lmao
 

Oh geez, Carla! Way to make me almost fall out of my chair! :D

Re: Re: I think this shows what Rudolph really did, lmao
 

:D I got it yesterday and immediately thought of this thread. LMAO

Hay, really great cartoon, couldn't stop laughing. But, if I were Rudolph I suppose I'd just put on my kevlar and apply my Army training. OK guys, mount up, suivez moi!*

*Motto of the 14th Cav. "Suivez Moi = Follow Me"

Sleep well America, on any dark and stormy night your Army is awake, ready to go, and there when needed.
Sorry to add just a note of seriousness to this very funny thread, but for far too many years American Soldiers were viewed and treated much like Rudolph, until things got kind of interesting... Yeah, very much like Rudolph.

Reading through this thread, I see the names of a lot of old friends I haven't heard from in a long time. Bumping to get opinions from the newest generation of GreekChatters!