WOW
 

This is a really, really good idea!!!! I guess until then, we'll have to use CT4's impatience pills! LOL

WHY WHY WHY was I coming in here to say HUMAN MUZZLE????? Why is that some tripped out mess right there? HoneyKiss, girl, I feel you!

Ok, how about this, (LOL) a keyboard shocker (This is the 'virtual' form of a human muzzle, lmao). Why, you ask? So that when you visit a website that you've been banned from, you get shocked!!

Oh Joooooooohn
 

:D :eek: :cool:

ROFLMAO!!!
Yo Azz is coo coo!!

I am over here choking on pretzels and gasping for air.

Re: WOW
 

Shhhhhhhhh! Hush your mouth, you are giving people ideas! ;):eek:;)

well, i would like to place an advance order AND purchase stock in the patience pills. i wish they would hurry up and be invented!

I COULD N'T RESIST...
 

A "can of whupa$"$...for the obvious reasons :p :p

Hee, hee, hee---I have a funny side too!

a windshield wiper that won't hold #$?%#$&%^*$$ing parking tickets!!!!

Inventions
 

Someone, anyone NEEDS to invent:

A STUPID STOPPER CHIP :
It would be a small chip given to every stupid person to wear everyday...It would give them a nice, healthy shock whenever they opened their mouths to say or do something stupid.

A ROBOTIC MAID
For obvious reasons!

AN ELECTRONIC DATE PREDICTOR
An electronic device that forecasts the dating potential of every guy that approaches you. This way you won't waste your time.


A TELEPATHIC VCR
A VCR that can read my mind and automatically record all the shows I forget to tape.

...and whoever had the idea about the issues radar, my hat's off to you! LOL:D

I personally feel that someone needs to invent an remote control with and paging device. Sometimes my family would go months without finding the remote. I think the dog took it one time and hid it for about two weeks:D

t t t. . . any more.

They got those it's called Ritalin :D
I wish somebody would invent a money tree ...

Courtesy of AKA2D'91
 

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:cool: :D :cool:

Can I get a YAY MEN!!!:)

Re: Courtesy of AKA2D'91
 

funny, CT4......hateful, but funny.

Re: Courtesy of AKA2D'91
 

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My prayers have been answered!!!!! Where can I purchase this? Can I get a discount if I buy more than 1? You know these would make great gifts for Women's Month. Just a thought.....LOL

That is so cute and funny. :) I showed this remote to my boyfriend and he didn't see the humor in it. Lol! But all you ladies understand ya man need some controling sometimes. But of course they wouldn't be your man without their silly annoying habits.

I think that someone needs to create a pill to avoid procrastinating. I'm in school and I have lately been faced with procrastining with a few assignments. :rolleyes:

Please invent a drive through library. Most days I just go to the library to pick up books I have already ordered. I should not have to cut off my car, run in, stand in line, etc. etc. etc. just to pick up one book.