My major pet peeve:

Random guys and girls just sitting around, fully cloth, watching other people having sex. They're not part of the crew, just random people watching and talking. I think it's a recent thing cause i don't remember seeing it in the 90s.

Hey -- some of the story lines from the majors are actually pretty good lol

It's the "Hey! I can't pay for this pizza. Can we make...other arrangements?" that's shitty

Real-life lesbians don't have acrylic nails.

This whole thread:

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I don't know what kind of porn y'all are watching, but the ones I watch are nothing like the ones you all have been posting about. The porn y'all watch doesn't even seem like porn. It sounds like a two hour soap, with 5 minutes of fuckn. The ones I watch, they talk for like a minute, then all the oral sex starts, which I fast forward through. Then they start fuckn. I fast forward through the boring positions, up until dude is tappin it from the back or flat out anal. Check out West Coast Erotic Fly Girls. That's the shit. I have all four volumes. Based on what I've been reading, y'all post like a bunch of 15 year olds, that just hit puberty, all excited about the fuck scene in Porky's.

Gotta agree here. One does not usually watch porn looking for brilliant story lines.

Although I have to commend the writers of "Sex Trek" for some great dialog:

Captain Quirk: Lieutenant Uwhore, we are going to penetrate Uranus.
Lieutenant Uwhore: Say WHAT?!

And I'm suddenly regretting that my username clearly indicates my sorority affiliation. :o

bumping for the LOLz and... don't ask how I found this thread. I promise I didn't go looking for it!

The first time I saw this I gagged and had to red-x that mess! I also hate the sound of hawking loogies so I was totally done after that.

Right! Not that I expect pron to have quality dialogue/plots, but I'd rather these chicks set it out for pleasure than for pizza. Also... you were ordering a PIZZA! wasn't you hungry 5 seconds ago? Now you're hungry and the pizza is gonna get cold.

Ha! Touche. I love how the manicures are always a priority but the hair/makeup is hit or miss. Usually a miss.

I guess my biggest pet peeve is that porn is made for men and not women. Women watch porn too. With that being said, I find it so annoying that when they (the "actors") start oral the man gives the girl maybe 2-5 minutes (if that) of oral and then there is about 5-10 minutes of the girl giving him a blow job. Really! Women do enjoy getting pleasure from sex just as much as the man. Sometimes it seems like the women are "faking" their moans because they aren't getting off, but by god the man will.

I saw a porn, called The Friend Zone, that had a decent plot but the writer included additional sex scenes (since it is porn) for characters who had absolutely no bearing on the plot in the first place. That just seemed stupid to me. But in general, porn has no plot, it's about sex.

As for the random people watching I think that came out of College Fuck Fest as that is what they do, go to campuses (parties) and convince people to have sex in front of everyone else. I'm sure their given money.

I can't stop laughing right now!!

I made the mistake of reading these aloud to my DH.


This had him actually roar with laughter!

And this actually took his attention away from the Blackhawks v. Kings game!

I might have to break down and watch one of these some day!

OK... OK... lol... trying to breathe here... I have to be able to breathe before I can resuscitate my husband... lol ...