:eek:

What? There are funny/dirty/drinking sssssssssssssongs? Sssssssssssssseriously? how come I don't know any? Is this exclussssssssssssssive to everyone elsssssssssssssse but Theta?

:mad:

Or maybe I've forgotten them, sssssssssssssince it's been ssssssssssssssssssssso long ssssssssssssssssince I was in sssssssssssssssssssschool.

(seemed like the right thread to use the mandatory monthly smiley requirement, ugh ugh ugh. I'd clutch my pearls but I forget where I put them. And I've annoyed myself with all those sssssessss. I think I need thpeech therapy now. :rolleyes:)

thetygerlily - please note, I used three smileys in one thread, are you happy now?

:D

I am so glad that I left the Theta reply to AZ Theta. I would not have done it justisssssssssse!

Oy.

Jeez Louise!

That is all.

There's probably a reason for this.

Oh honey, no. Just no.


My exact thoughts.

This generation is laaaaaaame if they have to ask old farts like us on the internet for drinking songs.

Seriously.

FYP.

Perhaps she's really a Sigma Kappa? Y'know, snakes and all that. (My apologies to the ladies of Sigma Kappa...)

or extremely lazy.

KD has a serpent/snake, too.

(Remembering, "When at the bar a college smoothie invites us to drink some boozie we say we won't....'cause the Alpha Gams don't." But I don't think a cute parody (of "Anything Goes") from the late 1960's is what the OP had in mind.)

And then, out of the blue as we drove to the allergist for his weekly shot, my DH sang, "We never stagger, we never fall / We sober up on wood alcohol / All our loyal faculty / Are drunk on the barroom floor." He said his pledge class learned it from an alum -- pledge class was in 1958, alum was class of 1928.

(I looked it up; Google found it several times among college fight song parodies.)

My high school sang that too. I think everyone has run into a version of it at some point.

Beer, beer for Old Notre Dame. You bring the whisky, I'll bring the rum. While our loyal faculty lies drunk in the bar room floor! Hurrah!

Yeah, pretty much.

Obviously we are far, far too classsssssssssy to have drinnnnnnking songs. House songs are on a need to know basis. If you are not a Gamma Phi, you have no need to know. Sorry!