I would do something artistic. A singer, a composer, an author, an actress, a painter, a dancer (that's *ballet* dancer, please remove your mind from the gutter ;) ).

1. Professional Restaurant Critic
2. Professional Chocolate Taster
3. Professional Travel Guide writer
4. Band Director - which is what I get to do in 9 months, and I am very excited!
Oh I forgot one...so I will add a zero to go before the 1:

0. Judge at a Massage Olympiad...where judges would rate the massages they receive from scantily clad, buff men who speak little or no English ;)