Heh, so did my husband.

I jumped a bowl of cereal.

How does that even work, especially for a woman? I mean, I guess I could jump OVER a bowl of cereal... :p

I shot the cookie monster.

I'm going to have to explain a few things to my nieces...

I stabbed my ex.

:eek:

I killed a pimp.

I slapped a homeless man. Sheesh, what a bitch I am.

I got "I banged a bowl of cereal".

I don't even want to know how that happens.

I jumped my ex. Alrighty... There are a lot of 17/18ths, though!

My daughter kicked a condom. She better keep that quiet during recruitment next year....

i jumped a condom. trying to figure that one out lol.

I robbed a bowl of cereal. How boring is that?

I kissed a lesbian.

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I stabbed the Trojan man....

my moms is I slapped cookie monster :p

Mine is "I stabbed a bag of weed". No sense.

My husbands is "I robbed my ex.". Which would actually make sense....if he had an ex.

I killed a snowman.