Take out the work a little harder part...They are awesome and unique, why do they need to work harder!?:p

PST Theory: Pink sequin tights will keep you from being put in the formal parlor with the rushees that they are planning on cutting.

The Subtraction Rule: According to PNMs, student newspapers, independents, etc., the difference between the number of PNMs signed up and the number with bids is always caused by those sorority meanies and not voluntary dropouts.

The Law of Definite Proportions: According to PNMs- there must always be one chapter completely comprised of fat girls. As a corollary, all of the girls in the "top" chapter must be ready to compete on America's Top Model at a moment's notice..... :confused:

The Super Special Magical Feeling - When you go to preference the sorority is supposed to put a spell on you that creates the super special magical feeling. If you do not fall under their spell, then that isn't the house for you. The Super Special Magical Feeling typically presents itself before Unicorns Pooping Rainbows Syndrom takes effect.

The Law of the Minimum- according to SOME PNMs - the minimum gpa requirements for recruitment posted by Panhellenic are all that matter, they have no basis in the requirements of the organizations and grades will have no effect on the desirability of a PNM :confused:

The Law of Relativity (credit 33girl): The chapter most likely to trash-talk the weakest recruiting chapter is the second-weakest recruiting chapter.

The Ecclesiastes Snowflake Syndrome: Even though we have collectively seen and heard every possible permutation of recruitment scenario, any new PNM posting on this site is completely unique and requires that we drop everything to aid her on her quest. Her condition also renders her completely blind to the search feature. Which, even if she used it, wouldn't help. Her situation is special. Any advice that doesn't confirm what she believes is "mean".

I yearn for a rush thread where the girl actually does have a unique situation. And in lieu of that (I had an English teacher in high school who would not let us use the word unique unless the scenario or thing was actually literally singular in the entire world, which meant pretty much never), I'd be happy for an unusual situation. I'm trying to imagine what that might be...

The woman of color looking to rush at 'bama was pretty unusual.

There are actually a few situations that I've encountered in real life that I don't remember ever discussing here...PNM in a wheelchair, PNM getting no invite from XYZ in round 2 but getting an invite from them in round 3, and my own rush really truly did have a "computer glitch" (i.e. human error, but everyone got the wrong invite lists and they were later corrected).

The Sweet Valley recruitment syndrome: The PNM has a special "thing" that impacts her recruitment greatly, either because of or in spite of her incredible beauty, wealth, and overall awesomeness. We, sadly, never learn what this "thing" is.

(That was the best recruitment story ever. I'm sort of disappointed that the OP of it went BSC and never finished it).

Law of Diminshed PR returns - there is a 50/50 chance that the Homecoming Queens letters are mentioned in the paper or that her lavalier or pin show up in photos - while there is a 100 percent chance that the girl who has to be taken to the hospital because she was drunk and hit her head on the toilet has her affiliation noted -(Not my group).

The OP had begun threatening GCers personally by PM, as I recall. I still think that the OP was a guy.