OMG, OMG, did I take my Concerta? Apparently NOT! That's IT, I'm stepping away from the keyboard, now! Althea, get on with your story, I promise I'll not come back again.

I'm really sorry! I'm almost done - I keep rambling and rambling, and it's getting really long. I'm on the last house now. I think I seriously need to learn how to be concise.

Sorry for the double post, but I've fixed the post I accidentally submitted too early and I'm moving on to the next part of the story now!

EDIT: ...and by "now" apparently I mean "after I go pick up food to make dinner with," because a quick look at the pantry has told me that we're running dangerously low on pasta. :eek: This is not okay. Anyway, I've rambled a lot, but please feel free to post or PM any questions or concerns you have with this and I'll do my best to clear things up. I understand that some of you may have your doubts about whether or not this is real - I've been lurking, and I've seen a lot of fake recruitment stories. By now, I'd be kind of concerned if you were just accepting everything I had to say at face value.

Anyway, I'm off to go get food. See you later!

I hope you can finish this soon! I want to know how things turned out :)

I'm not an aficionado of the recruitment thread, but I'm so amused, or maybe bemused, by this thread whose OP registered to post her "story" in excruciating detail and then totally forgot about it, unless by getting pasta for dinner she is planting wheat, which she will later harvest and mill into flour, and also raising chickens for the eggs.

That really takes organic pasta to a new level. :D

Aren't you going to feel stupid, though, when that turns out to be true! Oh ye of little faith :p

I want her to come back soon for two reasons. 1) So the time I have already invested in this story won't be a complete waste, and 2) The longer she is away the more there will be to catch us up on in her next post.