WTF

A coupon and lip balm?

Looks like someone got the "Vagina Expansion Package" when she was last at Planned Parenthood. I looked at it but decided that it seemed a little extravagant and I didn't want to give the House Republicans more ammo about Luxurious Planned Parenthood.

Umm where else would you keep these?

Lol. I guess this is what happens when you combine fetishism and contraband smuggling. I feel bad for the detention officers that have to go digging up there :o

*golf clap*

I know that's right! bleh

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my stomach hurts

Oh gods, the stories the parole agents tell... they've almost all worked in prisons prior to working in parole and I'm just O.O at the whole thing.