Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 2043256)

Now I have to find it, because all I remember was the 'accidental sex'

Originally Posted by Kevin (Post 2043470)

There won't be any DNA test unless someone contests the paternity of the child. If not, there'll be an acknowledgement of paternity to sign, and after that's done, there's probably a period of time which would have to pass, then it's a done deal.

Along with the birth of a child comes a hell of a lot of responsibility, not to mention child support if you don't happen to end up as the custodial parent.

It seems her monogamous relationship with your brother isn't going to work out. Right now it's you, eventually, it'll be someone else. You need to hire a lawyer as soon as that kid is born, do the DNA tests, etc., then step up and be a father if this child is yours. If the child is yours, be ready to figure out what sort of custodial time schedule you're ready to deal with, and budget for child support. If you Google your state's name and the words "child support calculator" you should be able to figure out about how much that'll be.

Once this kid is born, you're going to need legal advice. Depending on the state, child support can start when the kid is born, and if you don't become the acknowledged father right of the bat, they can go back and assess an arrearage against you. You do need to deal with this, and again, hire a lawyer.

Originally Posted by christiangirl (Post 2043474)

People kill me with the "accidental" sex. Unless he tripped and her vajayjay broke his fall, I don't really follow.

Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel (Post 2043475)

Whole new kind of slip and fall case. Maybe we need modern chastity belts for men and women if accidental sex is common and resulting in children entering this world to be parented by people who are so accident prone.

Originally Posted by Tre1911 (Post 2043230)

Tre Jackson
Gamma Phi
Kaptain Krunch
5 Klub
Winter 2k11
Yo!

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy (Post 2043482)

Next time you decide to perp my fraternity with "Tre (insert whatever here)" use a better fake line name, because "Kaptain Krunch" is lame. There's a reason for line names, what was yours? Let me guess, you eat a lot of "kereal".

Perp.

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy (Post 2043482)

Next time you decide to perp my fraternity with "Tre (insert whatever here)" use a better fake line name, because "Kaptain Krunch" is lame. There's a reason for line names, what was yours? Let me guess, you eat a lot of "kereal".

Perp.

Originally Posted by Kevin (Post 2043470)

There won't be any DNA test unless someone contests the paternity of the child. If not, there'll be an acknowledgement of paternity to sign, and after that's done, there's probably a period of time which would have to pass, then it's a done deal.

Along with the birth of a child comes a hell of a lot of responsibility, not to mention child support if you don't happen to end up as the custodial parent.

It seems her monogamous relationship with your brother isn't going to work out. Right now it's you, eventually, it'll be someone else. You need to hire a lawyer as soon as that kid is born, do the DNA tests, etc., then step up and be a father if this child is yours. If the child is yours, be ready to figure out what sort of custodial time schedule you're ready to deal with, and budget for child support. If you Google your state's name and the words "child support calculator" you should be able to figure out about how much that'll be.

Once this kid is born, you're going to need legal advice. Depending on the state, child support can start when the kid is born, and if you don't become the acknowledged father right of the bat, they can go back and assess an arrearage against you. You do need to deal with this, and again, hire a lawyer.

Originally Posted by Tre1911 (Post 2049687)

She said she thinks it might be his but she's not sure. She told me that it really didn't matter because he's happy about and I'm not, so she said she's going to choose him as the father regardless.

Originally Posted by PiKA2001 (Post 2049700)

Lucky guy....

:rolleyes: