BAAAAAACK UP!! This is my money. See this is just like folks, you ain't seen me since last year when we was on Judge Judy and now because I am having some good fortunes, you want to roll wit a Sista.:mad:

I tol' dat BINCH to stop the car and let me out, hell, SHE MADE ME GIVE HER GAS MONEY, but she wanna spend da loot like dat...

We ain't e'en cool no mo'....

But ANYways, so I get outta the car, and standing before me is Mr. FOINE himself ....

MORRIS CHESTNUT!! Then I KNEW it was a dream. I woke up shakin' my head and realized that..

Yayyy!! I knew someone was going to say Morris!! but anyway....
 

I was late for class... about 3 hours. I jumped in the shower and brushed my teeth -- remembering the night before when...

I was at the club for ladies night looking sooo fresh and clean when my ex-boyfriend came in with his new girlfriend:mad: .....

So I walked up to them and said...

Uhn uh, you must have lost your mind, how are you going to bring my old roomate up here with you, you couldn't find anyone that I don't know? (To my roomate) And you can't find anything but my leftovers? She just looked at me and said.......

"Whateva!" :rolleyes: "You need to stop trippin', cuz you was just a part time job!"

So I took off my earings and broke out the Vaseline :mad: and the heffa had the nerve to say "Wha? I ain' even scurred!" I ...

said, " BINCH, You betta be scared cause I'm 'bout to whoop yo' azz!!!!!!!!!!!!" Just then I turned around and..............

Completely forgot about her broke down azz, cuz in front of me stood a masterpiece from God. He stuck out his hand and said, "Excuse me, but..."

. . . do you have any Grey Poupon. ":p I looked at him like he was a plumb fool, but smiled anyway at his humor. "Hey pretty lady, I noticed you from across the room but was afraid to approach you so I figured I would try to make you smile. Did it work?" I smiled and said, . . . "

"Yes you did with your fine azz and you also saved this heffa from making me kick her.....

...in the throat! So he extended his arm, i took hold, and we walked to the dance floor. We were moving together with the music when the DJ took it waaaaaaaay back and played...

I wanna be your man by ZAP and ROGER. We was bumping and grinding like nobody's business until...,

... that Binch said "What are you doin' with my cousin's sister's baby's daddy? Do you know he is five months late with his child support and shun't
even be in no club?"