Trust me.. I would have NEVER choose this as a Theme!! Nationals did!!

What about the Real Sisters of.............?

If you think it sucks, tell them so, and tell them that you believe using this theme will result in rush being an Epic Fail.

(Note to all: she is in a non-NPC national sorority. :) )

Or at least ask them for party ideas, since they're the geniuses that thought this theme up.

"Beauty and the Greek"

I like The Amazing Race for open house round, because you could easily just make it into a skit about making your way through recruitment, it's a long, tiring and exciting road, etc.

For Philanthropy round, how 'bout Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (Extreme Makeover: Sorority Edition)

For Preference, The Bachelor/Bachelorette would be a hoot.

ETA: I actually don't think this is a bad theme idea, because it is very relevant to today's women, and it allows for plenty of creativity and fun.