Farting on the bus with your I-Pod on full blast is very risky. It might not be silent...

lol

random correct advice: Don't respond to Max or any of his other usernames.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgcZN...eature=related

Though I prefer the unedited version.

Make your pity parties brief and private.

LOOOOOL the only reason i know what this means is cuz my bf started playing the game on sunday.

Call your parents!

never respond to spammers.

"Its" implies possession. "It's" is a contraction meaning "it is". That's right, an apostrophe sometimes means a word is possessive and sometimes means it's a contraction.

Apostrophe + S does not signify plurality. Ever.

Or file for an extension! ;)

LOL - will you have an automatic waxing when the cast comes off?

Try to learn something new at least once a week, if not once a day.

Remember if you drive to have regularly cleaned your fuel injector heads. They can get clogged and your engine will not start.

No.. no automatic waxing when it comes off. I did have it off for a day and was able to shave and exfoliate that day. I looked like I had lizard skin. In fact, I had to exfoliate twice and I still had flaking skin. I'm very afraid to see what it's going to be like when I get this second cast off! But the day I broke it, everybody in the world was looking at it, x-raying, etc. When it's been on for 5 weeks, they expect the leg to look a mess. Not so much the DAY you break it!

It's Y'ALL not YA'LL. If you're going to spend the time to type such a word, get it right.

Look up or down. Never side to side. ALWAYS wash your hands when done.

Do not sign a contract until you have read it all first.

Coupons only save you money on those items you were going to buy in the first place.

Do not drive across town to buy gas that is 5 cents cheaper per gallon than the gas you could buy at the present location. You will have just wasted $5.00 getting there and saved nothing.

You are what you eat.

If a man abuses his animals, or punches into walls while you are dating, do not expect for him to treat you any better, get out of that relationship fast.

Charge your phone!