For you pregnant, "nesting" mothers-to-be, now's the best time to give the cat litter box a thorough scrubbing.

If you are an upperclassman and want to rush at Indiana - go for it! You have an excellent chance to get a bid if you're a junior or even a senior!

Ask any woman with even the slightest bit of a belly when she is due.

If you go through recuitment in the SEC make sure you tell the girls about your boyfriend, Guido.

Show your coworkers what an openminded person you are by downloading and playing the filthiest fetish porn you can find on your computer at work.

Like your fingers extra loudly around ree-Xi. :D

...in November.

All the girls at SEC schools wear pink sequined panty-hose for recruitment. You should, too.

Sign into greek chat to learn about rush.

So that's why they call it finger lickin' good!

Make yourself become whatever the man you really like wants you to be so that he'll love you forever.

Walk up to a black woman and touch her hair. Don't even ask her first, she won't mind. Really.

Also walk up to an obviously pregnant woman and put your hand on her belly to feel the baby move. Don't ask her first either. She'll be thrilled.

copy the mission, colors, shield, etc. of another GLO and just throw on an extra greek letter. or call it "New XYZ". they will love the idea.

Eat that new KFC "sandwich"! What harm could come of it?

Also,

Buy that new Ke$ha album, she's amazing!