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cheerfulgreek 03-16-2010 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by PrettyBoy (Post 1907836)
:eek: No, way. There's no way anybody would type like that. Maybe he was trying to make you laugh or something. Is this for real?
PB, not everyone is like you. You're the only person I know who sends e-mails and PMs like that to make people laugh.:p

AGDee 06-26-2010 06:34 PM
Bumping... I'm sure this is a joke but I just got a message from
preppyjockstud23: heyy sexy mama

I replied: Show some respect, I'm old enough to be your mother.

preppyjockstud23: lol sorry you are one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen in my life.... Id love to take you out sometime and show you a good time. Im josh.

Me: I'm not a Cougar, I stick to men my own age.

preppyjockstud23: lol awww i promis you would love some young fresh BIG COCK

IrishLake 06-26-2010 06:38 PM
lol AGDee... cougars are the in thing right now! But who in their right mind would call themselves "preppyjockstud?" Pffft!

AGDee 06-26-2010 06:40 PM
lol.. I know, just the name made me go "wtf?"

I also just got a message from pymuncher1. That nickname has to be a loser too!

IrishLake 06-26-2010 06:45 PM
lol... be lucky you haven't met THIS guy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhofSilF05k

this one is better, with pictures
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pi...ayer_embedded#!

AGDee 06-26-2010 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishLake (Post 1947827)
lol... be lucky you haven't met THIS guy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhofSilF05k

this one is better, with pictures
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pi...ayer_embedded#!
LOL.. they played that on the morning radio show that I listen to and had a field day with it.

KSUViolet06 06-26-2010 11:06 PM
My friend was just telling me about a guy's online dating profile that said these exact words:

"I'm not really interested in being friends, or romance, or dating or anything like that. I'm 30 years old and I'd like to get married and have kids within the next year or so."

Um, what?

How do you think you're going to GET to that point?

Drolefille 06-26-2010 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by KSUViolet06 (Post 1947885)
My friend was just telling me about a guy's online dating profile that said these exact words:

"I'm not really interested in being friends, or romance, or dating or anything like that. I'm 30 years old and I'd like to get married and have kids within the next year or so."

Um, what?

How do you think you're going to GET to that point?
I had an actual friend like that. I was newly single and was kind of talking and flirting with him online when he laid out that he basically was thinking marriage ASAP and several more kids (he has one daughter with an ex and is an excellent father even though he has no custody atm).

I just kind of boggled. I mean, I was still trying to figure out if I had any feelings for him - no go in the end - but it was WAY to soon to bring that up.

I guess in a personal ad at least he's laying it out in advance.

dreamseeker 06-26-2010 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by IrishLake (Post 1947827)
lol... be lucky you haven't met THIS guy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhofSilF05k

this one is better, with pictures
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pi...ayer_embedded#!
some of those pics were creeeepy lol

ree-Xi 06-27-2010 11:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by IrishLake (Post 1947827)
lol... be lucky you haven't met THIS guy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhofSilF05k

this one is better, with pictures
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pi...ayer_embedded#!
The link failed for me, but I almost spit my coffee at the title of #2 - "Dimitri the stud".

33girl 06-27-2010 11:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by IrishLake (Post 1947827)
lol... be lucky you haven't met THIS guy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhofSilF05k

this one is better, with pictures
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pi...ayer_embedded#!
BWAH. That sounds like Dan Aykroyd doing one of his old sketches on SNL.

33girl 06-27-2010 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Joel Austin (Post 1947942)
Yeah, but you seem to be having trouble with the dudes your age. You might want to try the younger dudes.
Younger dudes are great if you want these things:

1) A bajillion texts (often at 2 in the morning) with no actual follow up or real conversation
2) Comments like "I want to have sex right now!"
3) Failure to perform certain acts which as far as I'm concerned are standard.

Been there. Done that. Not doing it any more. I mean, I remember what 20 year old guys were like when I was 20 years old, and it's definitely not the same. It's not better.

Drolefille 06-27-2010 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by 33girl (Post 1947989)
Younger dudes are great if you want these things:

1) A bajillion texts (often at 2 in the morning) with no actual follow up or real conversation
2) Comments like "I want to have sex right now!"
3) Failure to perform certain acts which as far as I'm concerned are standard.

Been there. Done that. Not doing it any more. I mean, I remember what 20 year old guys were like when I was 20 years old, and it's definitely not the same. It's not better.
They're better pre-trained? (I agree)

33girl 06-27-2010 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1947991)
They're better pre-trained? (I agree)
No, I'm saying 20 year old guys when I was 20 had their shit together a little more. And not just from the perspective of 20 year old me, but thinking about it at the age I am now.

But yeah, I'm not a frickin' schoolteacher. Go away and come back when you know what you're doing.

christiangirl 06-28-2010 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Joel Austin (Post 1948235)
What kind of dudes were you nailing? What dipshit would text a chick "let's have sex now?"
You'd be surprised. It happens.


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