"you're"

(sockpuppet or infrequent poster?)

...because sex is taboo on the internet?

and because every potential booty call knows exactly who this guy is on GC.

look kid, why don't you try meeting some girls, having some dates and then worrying about sex? you can do that w/o being a member of a fraternity.

buying a hooker is cheaper than dues. usually :/

unless you get an std or the hooker gets pregnant! What a great a story for the children.

Either you know some dirt cheap hookers or your dues are ridiculous.

call me a bad person, but i'd be less concerned if i got a hooker preggers.

small chapter, small dues. but apparently on craigslist, a night with your madam of choice will cost you 200 "roses" an hour. i'll leave it up to the rest of GC to fill in your own dirty jokes from here.

Come on guys, seriously. Do frat parties generally have a lot of that good stuff?

You're never going to lose your virginity if you keep describing things in such a gross manner. Seriously yo, step away from the Porky's trilogy.

sorry you guys. infrequent poster.

"gimme that nasty that gushy stuff" <---- what came to mind when i read this.

If women aren't attracted to you now, they aren't going to be miraculously attracted to you just because you join a fraternity.

Let's put it this way. You will have much more "inventory", but if you are come up short anyways (creepy, overly shy, "friend" type, too arrogant, smelly, dorky, ugly, whatever) it doesn't matter. I think joining most fraternities will give you access to more girls than being GDI, but it doesn't mean they will automatically want to sleep with you or that you will have heightened chances.