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knight_shadow 02-01-2010 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by christiangirl (Post 1891732)
why is her bottom lip so big?

http://www.pledgepark.com/images/smilies/neutral.gif

33girl 02-02-2010 01:43 AM

Until they perfect the "pleasure-bot" - forget it.

http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/...obots-11-3.jpg

Brett 02-02-2010 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid (Post 1891476)
...and best of all Xanthus won't have to worry about knocking it up!!! :D

Don't be a dick.

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Originally Posted by christiangirl (Post 1891732)
And why is her bottom lip so big, did she get stung by a silicone-covered, mechanical bee? :confused:

If this mechanical chick does everything like the article says, then the larger lip is probably there for added pleasure during mechanical oral sex.

My random on this is I really don't believe this mechanical chick will do everything. There's things I like to do that real chicks won't do. I'm just wondering, if I bought one of these mechanical chicks, I have mechanical sex with it, I spew, where does the semen go? I think that would be kinda messy cleaning that shit up. It's messy enough cleaning it off of a real chick.

DrPhil 02-02-2010 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Brett (Post 1892094)
If this mechanical chick does everything like the article says, then the larger lip is probably there for added pleasure during mechanical oral sex.

That's what I thought.

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Originally Posted by Brett (Post 1892094)
My random on this is I really don't believe this mechanical chick will do everything. There's things I like to do that real chicks won't do. I'm just wondering, if I bought one of these mechanical chicks, I have mechanical sex with it, I spew, where does the semen go? I think that would be kinda messy cleaning that shit up. It's messy enough cleaning it off of a real chick.

Of course it won't do everything. There may be a safety deposit box of sorts that you can dump out. Enjoy. :)

Brett 02-02-2010 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DrPhil (Post 1892096)
Of course it won't do everything. There may be a safety deposit box of sorts that you can dump out. Enjoy. :)

Haha, I thought that too, but it would still be pretty shitty cleaning it out. I would rather just have a few extra on hand that I could replace it with.

tld221 02-02-2010 09:31 PM

Come on, George Constanza can do better than that. He married Susan for Pete's sake!

ok, for $7K they couldnt have made her hotter?

DrPhil 02-02-2010 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1892149)
Come on, George Constanza can do better than that. He married Susan for Pete's sake!

ok, for $7K they couldnt have made her hotter?

It's waaaaay hotter than the men who will be buying it.

chickenoodle 02-02-2010 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid (Post 1891476)
In a recent monologue, Jay Leno expressed amazement that a sex robot could carry on lifelike conversations and express realistic emotions.

"Luckily, guys," he joked, "there's a button that turns that off."

Ha Ha Ha! That's so funny!!1! :mad:

DiamondAthena 02-02-2010 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek (Post 1891693)
Some guys will stick their penis in anything.

Of course they will! It's amusing to me though... but where do you store a "toy" that big? Come to think of it, ppl ordering one probably don't get a ton of company huh?:rolleyes:

IlovemyAKA 02-03-2010 12:07 AM

I'm with tld. Could he not have made her better looking?

I.A.S.K. 02-03-2010 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DiamondAthena (Post 1892194)
Of course they will! It's amusing to me though... but where do you store a "toy" that big? Come to think of it, ppl ordering one probably don't get a ton of company huh?:rolleyes:

And the robot thing is ugly as hell. lol. These guys can't even get a cute girl if they make/buy her. I can't imagine what the one for women would be like. Does it have a constant stiffy or does it spring into action? lol. I can just imagine the selling points: It cares about your feelings, holds your purse and watches lifetime without complaint. It also has an insta-boner!

As far as having visitors I can just imagine this convo happening:

Woman1: *screams* There's a perv with a hard-on in your bathroom closet! Call the cops!
Woman2: Girl, that's just my i-mate. Calm down.

knight_shadow 02-03-2010 01:06 AM

^^ LOL

rhoyaltempest 02-03-2010 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by christiangirl (Post 1891732)
I feel like this should border on psychological disorder...this is more than just a "toy," this is sex with an actual machine. And why is her bottom lip so big, did she get stung by a silicone-covered, mechanical bee? :confused:

Psychological disorder or not, if this thing will keep even some of the pervs away from our children, I'm all for it. Get you one today!

Psi U MC Vito 02-03-2010 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by I.A.S.K. (Post 1892229)
And the robot thing is ugly as hell. lol. These guys can't even get a cute girl if they make/buy her. I can't imagine what the one for women would be like. Does it have a constant stiffy or does it spring into action? lol. I can just imagine the selling points: It cares about your feelings, holds your purse and watches lifetime without complaint. It also has an insta-boner!

As far as having visitors I can just imagine this convo happening:

Woman1: *screams* There's a perv with a hard-on in your bathroom closet! Call the cops!
Woman2: Girl, that's just my i-mate. Calm down.

Almost made me spit oatmeal on my laptop.

DiamondAthena 02-03-2010 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by I.A.S.K. (Post 1892229)

As far as having visitors I can just imagine this convo happening:

Woman1: *screams* There's a perv with a hard-on in your bathroom closet! Call the cops!
Woman2: Girl, that's just my i-mate. Calm down.

And that's another thing... I didn't read the article but I assume it doesn't walk... So unless when they say women have inquired about them, they mean lesbians.... A manbot would be significantly heavier. Who the hell wants to (or even can) lug that big piece of dead weight from said hiding place to the bed (or dining table if you're feeling freaky:cool:)?


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