that I had body lice. So then I________________

said eff bein nice to the king. i moonwalked over to him, grabbed my crotch, and kicked him in the face. he __________

lol

then picked up his nose after it fell off onto the floor after that hard kick to the face. Right after he picked it up, one of his fans was also on the Subway and he__________

said SHAAMMMON and beat me up "Bad video" style but before it could get worse out of nowhere came _______________

ron jeremy who did not forget that i had dissed him big time. he tried to slap me into submission with it but ___________

His Viagra failed, he could not get it up and he ran away from the train. While running, he fell on the 3rd rail where upon his dying, his member immediately went to attention catching everyone off guard and they forgot about me. Again, I managed to get away, got back on the street and that was when I noticed ___________________

a cute little dog that was limping and bleeding. So then I_____________

gave it to Cheerfulgreek to fix it but then when she cut it open __________________

and threw stomach acid into the eyes of her least favorite GCer. but then he ____________

thought about his babymama and impending child on the way, and fought the acid out of his eyes. screaming at the top of his lungs, he said _____________

"OH, Hell to the NO," as he began to scream and jump around from the acid, which was now burning his hands. As I stood there, not knowing if I should laugh or cry, I __________________

took pictures of him and posted them on Facebook little did I know that ______________

he would hitlist me on Mafia Wars. So I had no choice but to __________

cancel my facebook account. I was so mad about this and the unnecessary spam that's been on greekchat lately, that I decided to___________

...get rid of my computer altogether. In fact, I'm even going to give up my cell phone and iPod. No more listening to my favorite playlist, featuring...