Re: ROFLMAO
 

OMG... y'all are going to give me a minor stroke.

I had to get in on this!
 

1. Why does Free on 106 & Park try so hard to be Mary J. Blige?

2. Why does Ginuwine have so much "Baby Hair"?

3. Why does he gel it down and then try to make designs out of it?

4. Why does Petey Pablo need to be on Ritalin (sp?)?

5. Why did Lil' Kim have another breast augmentation?

Re: Re: Better Yet
 

Well he was a student at Clark Atlanta University. (I graduated from CAU in May 1999.) I saw him a few times. You're not going to believe it but he used to drive a big ol' truck/SUV. I saw him picking up some girls on campus. When he opened the door, I could see some special type of high pedals in the car, of course. And another time, he was walking right next to me on campus. He was much smaller than I expected. He seemed like he came up to my waist and I'm not that tall. I don't know if it's true or not, but people used to say that if you called him 'Webster', he would cuss you out something awful.

Re: Re: Re: Better Yet
 

ROTFLMNHO!!!

Gurl, can you imagine the game he'd try to kick! You think the Big Ol SUV was to make up for some 'hidden' inadequacies! :eek:

I'm really trippin' off of these posts.

I think that Dianna Ross more than likely had her DAUGHTERS because they do look like her. Now her SONS, I don't know. I'd haveto see them now. But I DO know that when they were younger, the first think I thought was that she adopted. But you never know.

Here are a few more ghetto mysteries unsolved.

1. Why is it that AOL KNOW that they have all of these members, yet they STILL can't figure out a way to keep people from getting booted off line? :mad:

2. Why is that these AFRICAN hair-braiders own their own shops, yet can BARELY speak English?

3. Why is SHOWTIME AT THE APPOLLO and SOUL TRAIN still coming on (the flava has gone for both shows yall)?

4. Why is my youngest sister the epitome of GHETTO FABULOUS (Sisterfriends, it's really embarassing)?

5. What makes my husband thinks his toes are sexy when I KNOW the real truth? :D :D

Re: Ghetto Unsolved Mysteries
 

LOL
 

Why won't some of these African American designers make clothes to fit REAL women? You know, somethin that'll fit your waist but still give you enough room for the booty?

Why do I always complain about how big my booty is but I love it when someone takes notice?:D

Why won't people realize that you can't wear TIGHT TAPERED jeans with big clunky BOOTS?

Why won't these same folks realize that underwear comes in various sizes? If they're cutting off your circulation others can see!!

Why do people still insist on wearing 5 hairstyles at once?

Re: LOL
 

LMFPWABAWAO -- :p

Why do all of my jeans fit me so tightly?
Why do people feel the need to tell me I have a big booty?
Why do I smile though when they tell me?

Why is it that some people get a perm and their hair still looks nappy?
Why is it that some people continue to go to hairdressers who make their hair look a hot mess?

Why do people still wear tapered leg jeans?
Why did I know exquizit was going to mention her booty?:D
Why did my friend get her hair cut on Tuesday and then had mircobraids in her hair that Saturday?
Why is my booty, bigger than exquizit's and CT4's put together?:o
Why is it 80 degrees outside? I live in TN where it is not this warm in the Fall.
Why was Jennifer Lopez dating P Diddy this year and called him her soul mate and just months later she is married to someone else?

This has been on my mind for ages
 

What is with this upsurge of all these dayuuum 1-800-CALL-ATT and 1-800-COLLECT commercials?

Who really makes that many collect calls when there are cell phones and calling cards to be used?:confused:

Why do they have all of these washed up and wack actors promoting the mess?

This is THE PARKERS' 3rd season so whyyyyyy are Kim and Nikki still in COMMUNITY (2 year) COLLEGE?

On ONE ON ONE why do some people pronounce Kyla Pratt's character: Brionna and others BriANNA???:confused: :confused:

Re: This has been on my mind for ages
 

I hate to phone commercials, I turn them every time. I was thinking the sam thing about the parkers. But why does Kim should like she has been smoking cigars.

Re: This has been on my mind for ages
 

:D :D :D LMAO....YA HEARD!! :D :D :D

Patti's Tribute
 

Why did Musiq wear them dark sunglasses during his performance last night? Don't he know that we already know about the lazy eye? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rolleyes.gif

Why was Mariah on stage dressed OH SO SKANKY!?

Why did the heffa keep trying to grab the MICROPHONE from Miss Patti during Lady Marmelade? I would have had to cold cock her?
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Jill I love you boo. But PLEASE do not wear a jogging suit on stage anymore. I thought it was Missy Elliot or somebody.

The sad part was that Mariah was more covered up than she usually is!!!!!!

Not that I buy it, but if FUBU is "For Us By Us", then why is it priced for them?