Dr. Ron Jeremy PhD
 

True story, me and a couple of budies started a petition to have Ron Jeremy speak at our graduation ceremony. We even petition the SUNY Chancellor to give him a honorary PhD. Didn't go anywhere though. :(

I think that guy has mastered his profession 1000 fold!

Man I love this thread...come on ppl..let's contribute..we want to hear from the women..because WE KNOW that you all know what's up with the Pron (my word for porn) too.

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I going for my PhD, and my dissertation is going to figure out why the hell is the girl will be completely naked, except she got a high heels. I can never figure it out. She'll be but naked and swimming with a high heels. Hmm, nobel prize for science.

The Quantitative Study of the Effect of High Heels on Pornography.

yes...high heels..or socks? WTF? i dun get it.....

maybe it's to help fix ze cable?

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so ron jeremy's a tke? cool.

The high heels thing confuses me too...I know they can't be comfortable...and they're always ugly white shoes leftover from the 80's! And really-who wears their high heels when they're having sex, hmm?? I don't think so.

I can hardly even walk in high heels, none the less have sex with them on.

It is sort of strange when you think about it..I wonder if there have ever been injuries in the filming due to those Heels?

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW....

bow chicka bow wow . . .

. . . although, have you tried? This may be easier than you imagine. Maybe.

The Sigs were in possession of a 35 mm film called something like "Special Delivery" I don't remember any sound because this guy named Red Dog did the talking. Scene-Knock knock-teddy clad girl-"Who's there?" " I have a Special delivery for you..." Anyway, they would invite freshmen girls to their screening and when it got to those special parts, they'd rewind-forward-rewind-forward. This guy was sooo endowed it was SCARY! I guess they thought it would break the sexual ice??? Ah, those magical memories.

DANG!
 

Justamom, you a little scandelous. haha!

Seriously, I am a fan of the, "Mamm, do you know how fast you were going?"
"No officer-- I really cant afford a ticket. Isnt there anything you can do?" "Well, theres something YOU can do." BOW CHICKA BOW WOW:eek:

Yep it is.

On my campus, the TKE's are gentlemen, they don't go out looking for action.

oh my, this is the funniest thing I have read in a long time!! I also had a guy friend who walked around singing Bow chicka bow bow and didnt exactly know what the hell it was, then I moved and a girl friend started saying it(she is so the type to watch porn) and it clicked. But that is sooooo funny!!!!!!! I love it!

If you say so. I am honored you picked on TKE because that just proves your envious of TKE. If they are as bad as you say they wouldn't even be worth the mention.