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Blanche and Rose try to help Dorothy put the finishing touch on an outfit ...
Dorothy: Girls, which should I wear? The gold chain or the pearls? Rose: The chain. Blanche: Clearly an amateur's mistake. Can't you see the chain accentuates the many folds of that turkey-like neck? Rose: That may be, but the pearls draw attention to the nonexistent bosom. Blanche: Ah, yes, but the chain leads the eye even lower, to that spare tire jutting out over those square, manly hips. Dorothy: Why don't I just wear a sign that says "Too Ugly to Live"? Blanche: Fine, but what are you going to hang it from, the chain or the pearls? Dorothy: Neither--I'm gonna have it spray-painted on my hump! |
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Poor Dorothy. They treated her like shit. |
Rose: Can I ask a dumb question?
Dorothy: Better than anyone I know. I used to love this show...I think I might have to watch it some while I'm home. :) |
Sophia saying anything starting with, "Picture it, Sicily 1922..."
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Dororthy: " My cupcakes are moist and delicious. Men LOVE my cupcakes." It was the episode where Dororthy and Rose's boyfriend Miles kissed, and Dororthy was telling Rose a hypothetical story using cupcakes as a metaphor for a kiss. |
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yeah, it was cupcakes. |
I have several seasons of the show on DVD. Every female I know - regardless of age - loves the Golden Girls. And some men I know do, too. The writing was just so great!
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Miami has so much appeal... A great place to get a seafood meal... MI AAAAAAM MI... |
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Any quotations involving Rose-bashing = hilarious.
Dorothy: The woman keeps a chicken in her home, how normal can she be? Rose: I kept a chicken in my home. Dorothy: You see my point? Also hilarious, any quotation involving any of the girls calling Blanche a slut (or insinuating that she is). Blanche: What was your first impression of me? Rose: I thought you wore too much makeup and were a slut. I was wrong. You don't wear too much makeup. |
Dorothy busts Sophia for faking sick ...
Dorothy: Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko! Sophia: I wuv oo! Dorothy: Too wittle, too wate. |
Rose:.."back in St. Olaf...."
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My favorite episode is the one in which Dorothy and Blanche are forced to listen to another one of Rose's ridiculous St. Olaf stories, this one about the herring circus. A herring was shot out of a cannon and landed in a tree. Rose tells them that after that, no other herring would do it. This cracks up both Dorothy and Blanche and they try to hide the fact that they are about to break out laughing for real.
I also loved the episode where Dorothy and Sophia enter the Shady Pines mother/daughter talent show...Dorothy dressed as Cher and Sophia dressed as Sonny as they appeared in the '70's. Rose is playing the piano ("I've Got You Babe") and as the song progresses, Rose becomes more and more afraid of Dorothy! |
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