IF I was Bin Laden I'd
 

1. Tell the cells I already have in the United States to make sure they vote for John Kerry, because he believes that by leaving us alone, the US won't get attacked.

2. Assassinate GWB because he seems to see exactly what my intentions are and who I am connected with, and is determined to stop me.

3. Pray that Americans keep doing what they're doing...cause the moralLESS society they are pushing for gives me all the more reason to want to kill them all..

Let me amend the question slightly:

What would YOU do if Bin Laden walked in your church service this Sunday morning at 11:30?

Personally, I like to think I'd ask him if he wanted to pray, then we gon roll to the police station.

...what do you think you would do?

In my opinion, it would be a very good thing. He would be seeking advice from the very best source(GOD); and he could talk to our congregation about America is doing/has done abroad that has forced him into a war with us. It would trully be a spiritually educational experience.

Treat him like any other unbeliever..lead him to Christ..

(in response to the original stem)

...repent, give my life to Jesus Christ, and devote my life to witnessing to Muslim faithfuls thus creating one of the most revolutionary conversions in the history of the World.


(in response to the modified stem)

I would thank God for his appearance, would welcome him to our service, ask for a special prayer for his salvation and safety, and (unfortunately) probably covertly alert the authorities for advice.
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