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Who tries to sag tight pants. (What is that about?)
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that has a long, detailed list of what a woman needs to have in order to be with him...but looks like Jabba the Hut.
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-The guy that dates someone for several months and when things start to get serious, breaks up on facebook! :eek:
-The guy that is a close friends with a girl, has a one night stand, and never speaks to her again... |
ON FACEBOOK!!?? :eek:
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- the married guy at work who calls his also-married girlfriend up to 3x a day (yup, it's a b!tch when your assistant can see on her phone all of the outgoing and incoming calls)
- the guy who wears shorts to the golf tournament and has the scrawniest, ashiest, chicken-leggiest calves that you ever did see - the guy who laughs like freaking Woody Woodpecker - the guy with nasty halitosis, that when he exhales, flowers wilt |
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(...speaking as someone voted "Best Laugh" in her h.s. class) |
-The guy who gropes you and then says "I thought girls liked that."
-The guy who asks for a committment after 2 weeks thinking he'll get sex (like we can't see through that!) -The guy who thinks "kiss" means trying his hardest to lick your tonsils -The guy who makes sure you see his boner then looks at you like you're supposed to be impressed -The guy who will "never find anyone else" then gets engaged 4 months after the break-up |
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-who, on first time chatting on Yahoo Messenger, invites a woman to view his webcam while he's naked.
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...Who, at happy hour, bitches and moans about work and takes it a little too far. Dude, calm down. Aint that deep.
...That asks me, when told I'm in a sorority, asks if we really pillow fight. I suppose the nakedness is implied. ... Who is 25 yet plays yu-gi-oh with his 4th grade students, complete with card covers, carrying case and colletor's edition sets. At recess. Dude, your job is to watch the kids. |
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...Who calls his ex all the time to complain about his new girlfriend.
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