Wow - my facebook friends look like geniuses compared to these people.

I hate the ones that add caps at random, i.e.

____________ ...if THaT BoY DoN'T LoVe u By NoW...He WiLL NeVeR EvEr LoVe You!!!!!!

and ___________ is GueSSeS TheRe iS a PoiNt OF EnOugH :o(...WaTcHIn THE aLL STaR GaMe..Let'S Go EaSt!!!!

The random caps drive me up a wall. THERE'S A GiRL i WENT TO HiGH SCHOOL WiTH WHO TYPES LiKE THiS. AND NOT JUST IN FACEBOOK STATUS WiNDOWS, BUT iN WALL POSTS, PiCTURE CAPTiONS, ETC

So when the status said
"Ally Anderson is CAN'T BELiEVE SHE GOT A "D" iN EVRY CLASS!" I giggled. So hard.

I had that going on for awhile for a social media/web 2.0 class I was taking. I'm not one to update my facebook status....ever. But I Tweet a lot. Apparently there was a week or so where I dominated everyone's minifeed, and they got sick of it.

This is going to be my new favorite thread!! My little high school cousins are sooo guilty of this and swear like sailors. I guess only the "popular" kids are idiots on facebook. I've tried reaching out to them. These heifers think they're grown. I don't even understand most of what they say. Another cousin who is 6 months younger than me encourages them. The last one is her current status. I wish I could find her status where she says something like "this hoe needs to stop saying I'm stockn her cuz dna proved my son's father isn't her baby's daddy so she needs to change his name..."

_______"wen i always do sum rite she always gotta mess sum up"

_______"
IS LIKE BITCH U KNW U GOT AND THATZ FUNNY.. CAUSE YO RAN THREW ASS AINT BOUT SHIT..! SIT DOWN B4 U WANT HAVE A LIFE HAHA THATZ FUNNY..!:

_______"MY NAME IS JOKER A BITCH WILL SMOKE YA I BURN SO MANY TREES THAT I GOT SPLENTERS IN MY TOASTER I NEED A BITCH TO STAY BELOW MY WAIST LIKE A HOESTER.MY SHIT!LOL!"

______"SAYiN: HAHAHAHAHA SHUT DA fUCK UP U SCARY ASZ H0E!! G0 DO wAT U D0 BEST..SUCK DiCK!! BUT REMEMBA SUCK iT EASY!!"

_________"Wishn Maniyah get well soon. Mama luv u fat gurl. "

Heifers? :eek:

I have one crazy girl on Facebook. She posts status updates threatening to kill herself "like Miss Piggy"--what does that mean?!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol--you see the statuses. They've heard (and say) much worse.

It's well known that Miss Piggy (like Jokey Smurf before her) ended her life in tragic fashion, shooting herself in the snout with a shakily-written note to her lost love Kermit covered in brain matter at her side. So you might want to reach out to this young hog.

______ is woahhhhh those weird chain emails are actually true about luck lol.


Wrong.

i would forget to uncaps-lock my i's!
how the hell do you get into that habit??

^^^ WTF? Is this a college friend?

Yikes. College students never cease to amaze me.