hey... gotta know how comfy one can get here...

1. Will I still be responsible for my school loans?
2. Can I get an appointment to see Jesus?
3. Did my dog Che-Che make it to heaven?
4. Do I get my own cloud, or will I need to share it with the fam?
5. If my hubby gets remarried, will I have to share him in here because I didn't share him on earth?

My five questions
 

1) Can I get an appointment for Coco Chanel or Gianni Versace design my wings and robe?:D
2) Who really invented the Internet?
3) How can people be so cruel to the elderly, children, and animals?
4) Does a burning hell really exists?
5) How do you define evil?

#5 is a good one. I often wonder about widows and widowers who get remarried...who do they get buried with, the deceased spouse or the spouse they were married to when they died? My dad vowed never to remarry, so it is supposedly a non-issue in my family...

1. Did any of my past loves pine away for me for an extended period of time after breaking up?

2. Would the blog have been successful had ol' girl not gone crazy and "steal" it from under me?

3. How different would my life be had I gone to my first choice college?

4. Did I ever miss my opportunity with "The One"? If so, who was it? If not, where was he and when was he coming?

5. Whose pregnancy test was positive on "Moesha": Dee or Moesha? (Y'all know I just CANNOT let it go!!!! :D)

1. why can't I have special powers?
2. Are aliens real
3. Why do bad folks live longer than good folks?
4. Is there a special place babies go when they die at birth (SIDs and other complications)?
5. What was Willis talking about?

1. Can I go back and watch over my baby from time to time? I'll be quiet. I just want to trip him when he starts messing up.
2. What is wrong with my family?
3. Can I go see my grandmother and old friends?
4. Can you explain men?
5. What was it all for?

1. How many times did Urkel pass out from happiness when he finally got his wedding night with Laura?
2. Was the 2004 election really legit or was it rigged?
3. Can we have pets up here? I'd really like to have my dog back...
4. If Jimmy cracked corn and, supposedly, no one cared then why was there a whole song about it?
5. Can I have some alone time with Jesus? Because I have more than five questions. :)

1. What is good?
2. What is evil?
3. What is the purpose of a uvula?
4. Is Karma real?

^^^ Karma is real. She graduated from School Without Walls in '98. She's cool peeps.

I tried to help you, but I'm too through. This is what I came up with and I was horrified until I realized what source I was looking at. :rolleyes: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uvula

wait, wait.. I meant the dangly thing in your throat.. lol.. NOT THAT!!!

Senruset, I am too DONE with you!! :D

Is it in your throat or in your.... Im confused and disgusted, but still somewhat intrigued.

The uvula is the dangly thing in the back of your throat. That link is a trip (and fake from what I gather)!

1) Who really killed MLK Jr.?
2) Why is it that when someone yawns, it causes someone else to yawn nearby?
3) Is there life on other planets?
4) Where is Noah's Ark buried?
5) Where is Jesus, I want to see what he really looks like?