I'm so happy and so angry that you introduced this to me.

It has been the death of me the past two night.

Also, I have never felt more fratty than the moment when I made it in a garbage bag in a fish tank the first time and when we made a double dose in a gas can and I drank my share out of a handle of Captain.

Out of the ~3 gallons of PPD that we made last night, maybe a quart is left... My body hurts... so bad...

GOD -- do you do anything else besides drink, pshsx1?

*stops and realizes the irony of this statement*

*sigh* Always gotta go racial...

Haha, I like that graphic.

And I just got drunk, I wasn't trying to, it just kind of happened...shame...

drinking 90 proof parrot bay :D

Hahahahh omg I'm so proud!!! That's freaking hilarious!

I just went on a bar crawl with one of my professors. It was awesome.

Little bro came down w me to visit at my school cause he might come here/one of his good friends goes here. I just spilled an ENTIRE beer on him. So much fail its not evem funny.

I love the bar and I love my Texan friend from EP on the floor above me.

I did NOT get some tonight and I am mad disappointed.

I also realized that the Southern accent that I can force become a Negroish accent when I'm not sober.

I want another pitcher of beer, but that'd be game over.

:D :D :D :)

The first game of the World Series did TERRIBLE things to me. The game started at 4:30, and we started drinking at 4:00. No further explanation necessary.

Wait...there are at least 3 more games?? And Halloween is this weekend??? Ahhh!!!

hellooooo :):D:)

Ok I love getting a bucket of beer for 5 bucks!!1 Sleepy time now.

OMG 120 beers in my apartment GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, Firefox, for spell check, btw. :)

Whoa. I'm in the bathroom right now zoning out.

Ummm Nasty Ice and Dickstone Light tonight. I need to stop hanging out with people from U of M and bring my standards back up.

Anyway, State, Michigan, and Texas all lost today. Screw this day!!

What the eff.

I have a college-level hangover. The last time I was hurting this badly, Bill Clinton was president. Firefly is a sneaky drink. Add vodka-soaked gummy bears to the mix and it resulted in some funny e-mails to my friends last night/this morning.

I hate getting suckered into holiday parties I am so gonna regret this later. So not cool.

Vodka-soaked gummy bears sounds amazing. But what is firefly?

Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka?

And vodka soaked gummy bears are DELICIOUS!

Anyway, I wanted to say that today is the first day that someone hasn't been hammered in my room since last Monday. Good job, all. :P

That's the stuff. :( I drank it straight. It's amazing, but you drink it like iced tea when it's really vodka. Like I said, I felt like a college freshman.

Vodka-soaked gummy bears are the bizzomb, especially when you let them soak in the vodka overnight.

I hate to mention name brands here, but has anyone ever tried this Ciroc vodka? I usually shy away from products that celebrities endorse. Besides, I just assumed vodka was vodka.

One of my friends suggested it to me, so I tried this for the first time this weekend, and learned that it is made from grapes, ... not potatos. Who would've thought you could make a vodka from grapes? I assumed it would be more like a wine, but it really is a vodka. You could drink this all day long and would never wake up with a hangover, because it's distilled five times! I think I sipped on an entire pint for one day, and I only felt drunk for about five to 10 minutes each time. Yay for Ciroc!

I've been hungover from Ciroc. About six or seven years ago, I was volunteering at this event where they were the sponsors (also with Red Stripe, so I had Red Stripe in my fridge for months). The white grape martinis are deadly.

I kind of think of vodka as just clear alcohol made from grain or potatoes, and anything else is a distilled spirit or if sweet a liqueur or schnapps. I'm not a drinker of infused vodkas, and I've found high quality vodka and gin can have a really interesting taste by itself, especially when it is ice cold. Akvavit is my favorite grain alcohol that has a flavor of caraway, though depending on the maker, other flavors. We usually do a straight shot for a celebration and say skål as our toast. Usually this precedes a holiday celebration where we have glögg which is just mulled wine. Many of the spices and flavors in our glögg are mirrored in Akvavit but essentially it is warm red wine with spices and sometimes it is served with vodka or Akvavit mixed in and some type of sweet like a cookie. I don't think I've ever had it before Thanksgiving or after the New Year.

I may have been drinking.

But you bitches can't prove it!

:)

Really?! Oh SNAP! I'm gonna have to try those!! :D

Is that right?! :eek: Ya know, I always wondered if I could stand the taste of Vodka by itself. When I read Christina Crawford's book, Mommie Dearest, she said her mother, Joan, drank 100 proof Vodka straight all of her life, ... even up to her death. I can only imagine the heartburn. :p

Okay, you can prove it now.

I'm fucked. hahahahaha :D :P

heheheheeh

This is the laughter I want to do out loud. :D I am happy that our hockey team won again! Hooyay! :D

Lol

I saw this and thought I'd share it with the GC community, and what better place than in the Drunk! thread?

Social Media Sobriety Test tutorial, from socialmediasobrietytest.com. Don't be the (self-inflicted) victim of drunk posting again.

OMG, I thought this was a joke.

what team? i'm a bruins fan :( they've lost 3 in a row so far.


i forgot what else i was going to post here.... oops

ETA: i remember, i always text the one guy i think is cute... he's used to it now, and thinks its amusing. lol

rude, k_s.

My school's team.

I FUCKING LOVE DRUNK FOR FREE!!!!! THE WHOLE DAMN WEEK!!!!!!!!

I LOBE "PLEDGES." Oops. Caps. Fuck di shit ih fuckitty fuskstickghjfhsgdfsa :)s

My friends hosted a Four Loko party last night. Someone brought 2 cases from Jersey, thinking that the 12 of us would have 2 each. I could barely finish one. It's vile.

funny, when i saw this thread bumped i thought about writing about four loko.

it's such a waste. it tastes too nasty to drink quickly. so you end up with a regular ass buzz. i don't understand how people could drink four. they had to be pretty desperate or something to get that drunk.

We played beer pong and several games of civil war last night. It was all fun and games til we decided to play in the crawlspace/tiny closet thing downstairs. Upon exiting, I RAN into the doorway at full speed. I definitely have a bump and an abrasion that clearly shows where I hit it. It's in my hair, so I guess I'll be wearing my hair brushed back for a couple of days. :(

Change is so so good. :)

I hope this idea works out.

Bf and I dominated at beer pong last night! Yeah!!

We have a tradition that the night you have your birthday you get a huge glass with a cocktail from your sisters and you're supposed to drink it within 10 mins for good luck.
I just got mine.

Good god, I need to sleep this off tomorrow...
And for the record, I hereby officialy hate gin.

I am posting on behalf of Regina King and Jackee.

^^^ LMAO at that siggy.

that reminds me of this. :D

Hahaha thanks!