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Ithis thread is the greatest ever
I had to explain to my mother and father FUPA this past weekend, but I let my dad handle Camel toe. |
I might have mentioned this earlier in this thread but dont feel like rereading 784 pages.
Last year at work we were all at lunch and the office manager gets out her credit card to pay and pulls out her Sam's Club card. They use really cheap cameras to take your photo. Its real pixelated and in B&W. The flash was real bright so she had this big ole white mark in the shape of a mushroom on her forehead. She busts out with, "Hey look ya'll, It looks like I have a big ole mushroom print on my forhead." All us guys were laughing our asses off at that. She had no idea. |
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I think I might need that one explained to me.... :confused: |
picture the male member-
it sort of looks like a mushroom now- she said it looks like she had a mushroom print on her head- so therefore the guys associated it with their members and laughed because of course the only way that happened is if a man had his member on her head. |
LOL. Am I the only one who would not think that anytime someone said the word mushroom?? :confused:
Ah, the mysteries of the male mind. :p |
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I must admit.... I had never heard the mushroom thing before... And that's a little surprising to me, cause I thought I had heard about almost everything. :p
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i had two brothers growing up and too many young men running around my house-
there isnt much i havent heard except what i posted in the 'how to ask for anal' forum.. |
Damn, I've been avoiding that thread cause I'm scared to see what I might find there. LOL Looks like now I'm gonna go have to read that one. :) :p
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Do you eat the altoid first and then go down on her? Or so you actually have the altoids in your mouth while you are doing it? It might be hard to focus while trying to keep the altoid from falling out of your mouth .. . what if it fell inside of her? Quote:
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Actually, if you look in sex shops, they have creams with the altoids-type-stuff in them. The creams are edible so you can put it somewhere specific and then lick away - and the receiver has the pleasurable sensation while the person licking is not trying to have an altoid fall out their mouth.
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What smells/tastes make you HORNY? ;)
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ditto. certain colognes on hot guys. also, sounds weird, but the smell of alcohol on a guy's breath sometimes turns me on. usually when i'm also drunk. probably reminds me of college and that's why. lol.
as for tastes......i honestly can't think of anything. chocolate, but it gives most women the same reaction as far as i know. shelley j sigma k |
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by James
He knows he has to keep his toungue extended or she might kill him out of rage. He also has to manintain consciousness while not only deprived of air, but being pummeled in the face by her pubic region the way a boxer works a speedbag. And then it happens. He is fixed in place, toungue extended, and near death from hypoxia. She is moveing her hips up and down . . . and the distance betwen the good hole and the bad hole is like the top of a 6-pack . . . Its inevitable . . .a slip, toungue touches hole, hell nose probably touches hole and voila! Your salad has been tossed![QUOTE] On Comedy Central's Reno 911 this week, there was a mock public service ad, urging people to avoid crime and avoid jail. "If you go to jail, you may have to toss your cellmate's salad. Some think it's worse than rape, and some think it's better." It's shocking what's on TV these days. |
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alright, I coudlnt even read this whole thread, so if somweone has already said this, forgive me...but....why in hell would guys sit around and do this? I mean, you dont hear about girls getting together in a group getting themselves off. At least not in the "real world" (I'm not talking about videos or your fantasys, guys). and I almost gagged at the cookie thing. ugh. |
Greekchat has been way too serious lately. I thought we should revive some of the more uhm . . frivolous threads.
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If a guy's approximate size was apparent from a casual visual inspection maybe women wouldn't have the majority of the body image problems. |
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queefs do happen, especially in doggy its just air releasing I spent the entire afternoon reading this thread at work and cracked up the whole time, i thought i'd revive it i have a questions, ladies, have you ever noticed when you are kissing a guy and he gets turned on, that his saliva tastes differently from when he isn't? i have always noticed this, but my friends have said that they haven't paid attention...but i think if I can, other ppl can too lol guys- idk if this happens with girls but have you ever noticed it? |
:eek: alethia! ladies don't speak of such things!
lmao hell my mom always says "what you don't do for your man, another woman will!";) |
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Lets just say that at least two of the Sororities at my school took sisterhood to certain level. And I learned about this after I graduated:( |
I'm seriously holding back and it's unbelievably difficult to do so.
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Oh my damn....... guys, THIS was the best thread on GreekChat, ever.
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