LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

YES This person is a woman, a woman I went to college with. A woman who majored in Mass Communication!!!:rolleyes:

"It ceases to amaze me how fake n 2faced people can b! N defenantly r! SMDH! MESSY!"

Get it together, please...

"Didn't notice my ancle till after I got off the tredmill.. I think I sprang it... ughhh"

She has been deleted.

There are 2 women from my church who keep posting passive/aggressive messages about germs in the church nursery, because I brought my kids who were sick with that stomach bug that literally lasts like 6 hours. One was sick on Thursday and the other on Saturday, and they were both over it by Sunday. The one lady is just mar because her kids got it, but it wasn't until 5 days later, so it didn't come from my kids.

I hate Facebook passive/aggressiveness. I would post that as my status, except I might die of irony.

realli needs a vacation....A.S.A.P. oan: i wld rathr b n school man.... my mnd feels weak of knowledge...smh lol #REALTALK

*cue Alanis*

Hoe About A Group "MOM's Stay Away from your children FAcebook WaLL".... SOmebody is gone get hUrt Hard....LOL

Ok so I feel a bit bad about this one, because she's Indian (and currently determining whether to immigrate to the US or Canada) but her posts are NOT all like this so she knows better.

My cousin's FB status this afternoon:

Woah. Just found out easter was the day jesus rose from the dead, not the day he returned to Bethleham. Wow, I am a bad cathlic.

Granted, she's 13, but still. Her friends corrected her spelling before I had the chance to go '...really?!'

"Class of 2012
We All Junior's are almost finish
With High SKOOL !!!
2012 ROCKS !!!"

"I need yal to help me cum up wit a gud klass slogan.!

"I'm class of 2012, but I should graduated last school year and I would've too if I would of got held back 2 years, but can really complain, as long as I'm graduating in 2012."

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I weep for our future.

One of my favorite movie lines of all time. And I find myself saying this IRL more and more the older I get...

"MAN I GT DA 2N2 ON DIS PHONY FAKE DICK BEATER ROLLN POLLN LOOKN ASS B****ES DA SAME DISFIGURE SWOLL SHAPE DEPO SHOT TAKN HOE GT DA F*** OUT OF MIND AND GT N2 DIS **** GALAXY HOE JOIN DA TEAM OR GT LAYD DA F*** OUT! FIN"

Seriously SMH (edited a few words^^)

Posen ivey GRATE!!! Its on my face 2, it iches! This has not been a good day 1st a lamb killed by the nabers dogs now this! Not a good day not a good day at all

Working on resuich paper. Im starting 2 get bored

Ok, hears the update on my states.

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I think that the last one was supposed to say "status". Argh!!!! I can't even change the dang bold font on these

I love my friends. I really do. However...

*groan* I agree, Person 2. I agree.

One of my frat brothers posted this:

"Its better to of hated and of lost... than to have never lost at all!"

I want to know how he got "have" correct at the end, but not at the beginning *sigh*

(Oh, and he posted the variation of the quote on purpose. That wasn't another fail on his end lol)

Yet, somehow, it's still a fail.

Yeah, I'll have to agree here - like ... what does he think he's saying there? That hate/hating obviates loss? I can't make it make sense under any contortion of my brain.

^^^ He posted something that one of his (young) siblings said, so THAT fail would be on the 10-year-old lol

I fear the child may be dumb.

This post today from my nephew's baby momma had me seeking the hide button:

"OMG! I'm so scared! My period is late! We used protection almost every time we did it!"

*facepalm*

Even better, she commented on her own post asking everyone not to tell anyone. WTF?!? Seriously?

Posted in the "You know you're from ____ if..." group for my alma mater's city:

Wen u get pulled over justt ckuzss u known #FuckkDhaaPolickee

I'm just now starting to get used to the extttra letterrrs that people are adding. But "ckuzss" and "dhaa"? And "POLICKEE"???

Those don't even make sense #LawdHaveMercy

This was an AGD's status today:

"I think I am in to goat sex. anyone want to try it with me?"


It may be in jest, but seriously, why would you post that?

AutoCorrect Fail?

She left herself logged into facebook at the library or something. Pretty standard really.

The same sister that posted ^^^ that, has this as a status today:

"i think a jar just broke in my vagina! what do i do?"

Again, why?!

It sounds like she's going through some internet memes.

Look forward to "Me and my female friend are about to have an adventure with one cup" or something along those lines.

Things I've seen today:

"All of our actions have consequences, weather we like it or not."

"I like this [insert random object] so much, I bought too of them!"

I hit them both with a hefty dose of good-natured snark. :)

ETA: Did I mention the second quote is by a future teacher?

A girl I went to jr. high with wrote:

I think I've mentioned my dumbass side of the family. All very sweet, lovable people, they're just blooming idiots.

I wished one a Happy Birthday on his wall. His response? "Are you still in school? You must be on your third doctrine by now."

WHAT. THE. WHAT. First, that doesn't even make any sense.

Second, I finished grad school in 2005. Just the standard 2-year Master of Science, not even an M.Arch or MFA which would take 3 years. I don't know why these people think I'm always in school.

Not as bad as my dumbass cousin's new husband, who posted a photo album called "Us Threw the Years." Why did you throw the years? :confused:

I'm sorry, I just laughed out loud at this ^^. It really isn't funny ....except for the fact that it is hilarious.

THIS. Every Sunday when I go to church, people give me big hugs and say, "I'm so glad you're back! When will you be here for good?" And I say, "I've been home since I graduated in December 2009." They are usually pretty red-faced. Especially if we just had the same interchange the Sunday before.

This is going to be complicated by my returning to school next month for a different degree. :p

I think people forget that as time moves on, people like, grow up and stuff.

An ex-aunt from that side of the family asked me, during the last family event I attended, if I "was still riding those horses." While I rode the horses, my sister was actually the one who rode them competitively...twenty-five years ago. She seriously stopped riding around 1986 or 1987.

How are people so dumb?

Why do we both know people who bastardize "threw/through?" Tragic.

*snicker*

My status: *something about loving my cousins*
Cousin's response: i fell so distant cuz i aint in cali
My response: I'm sorry you fell so distant. You couldn't fall nearer?

He didn't get it. iGiggled

COUSINS! I'm glad my parents limited the amount of children they had so my children won't have a bunch of cousins running around saying stupid stuff.

Today was my niece and nephew's first day of school. My sister posted a picture of them with a caption that said, "Look at my sophomore and 5th grader!"

One of our cousins replied, "Is [niece] in 10th grade?"

Well, she's obviously not in college...

Aaaaaand it happened again this past Sunday. :rolleyes:

This isn't bad grammar, but it was annoying:

My friends go to college, I go to war. At the same hour they wake up to decide not to go to school or work that day, I've been at work for hours. Their alarms wake them up, my alarms send me to cover. They make plans based on how they feel, I do as the schedule that was put out to me demands. They can't wait to leave their homes, I can't wait to get back. But when we look back on our respective lives, they'll like theirs, I'll be damn proud of mine.. -Repost if your Active duty-

LOL it had bad grammar after all.

Anyway, I thought it was annoying and somewhat self-aggrandizing.

Gods I hate the "Repost this" posts. I just mocked the pledge of allegiance one going around mercilessly for being in all caps and for pulling the "if you don't post this you're not american" or whatever it actually says.

People who post that probably know jack shit about why the "Under God" is in the pledge in the first place and when it was put in there.

My junior high school was named after the guy who put it in there!

So you know! But my flist people do not. This is when I start hiding people.