heard you screaming all the way down the alley.
I wasn't screaming! Alright?
Yes you was.
I said I wasn't screaming! I was whistling!
You was what?
I was whistling for you!
You was whistling, "Willie, help, get this b*tch off of me"?

I know Mama...but he was my dog. I'll do it.

You know what they say about women and trolley cars, right. There's plenty of 'em in the sea.

I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Volcano Vaporizer

I love Scotch !

If you don't have something nice to say about someone, come and sit by me.

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women

Kathreen the waitress.....Simon the Fag

Shut up!
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
And, then your mother goes around the corner, and she licks it up!!!

I will tell you in a future life when we are both cats.

What the f**k is the internet?

Dear Diary, my teenage angst bullshit now has a body count.

Kid : How you do that, Mister?

Peter Parker : Eat your Vegatables

Kid: My Mom always told me that, But I'd never Believe Her.

Well, nobody's perfect!

I collect Canadian quarters. I have six.