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DaemonSeid 07-16-2007 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1486378)
wait, first Dionysus, now MysticCat? geez, im really bad at this!


OK back to topic:

DO cry a little when you're done. You may think its a little weird and unmanly, but a little part of me knows that if i made you cry, then I.AM.THE.SHIZ.

DON'T cry a lot when you're done. I think its a little weird and unmanly, and a little part of me will think that if i made you cry, you probably have some unresolved issues in your past that i prolly can't help you with.

hey..I aint crying if it wasn't all that......if I can toss it up and call it SUNSHINE...then I am crying....LOL

Dionysus 07-16-2007 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid (Post 1486386)
hey..I aint crying if it wasn't all that......if I can toss it up and call it SUNSHINE...then I am crying....LOL

I haven't heard of the tossing pussy in the air and calling it sunshine thing since 1990. Coming to America? Harlem Nights?

MysticCat 07-16-2007 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1486378)
wait, first Dionysus, now MysticCat? geez, im really bad at this!

Well that was the biggest laugh I've had all day, and it came just when it was needed most. Thanks! (I think.)

And sorry but no, I won't be crying at all. :p

tld221 07-17-2007 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Dionysus (Post 1486385)
Huh? You thought he was a woman?

i never really thought about it, i wasnt analyzing HIS posts. i just got a female vibe. not that i think you're femmy MysticCat. really, now that i know, youre 100% dude in my book.

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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid (Post 1486386)
hey..I aint crying if it wasn't all that......if I can toss it up and call it SUNSHINE...then I am crying....LOL


BWHAHAHA

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Originally Posted by Dionysus (Post 1486392)
I haven't heard of the tossing pussy in the air and calling it sunshine thing since 1990. Coming to America? Harlem Nights?

UMM you havent gotten the memo? the early 90s are making a comeback!

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Originally Posted by MysticCat (Post 1486399)
Well that was the biggest laugh I've had all day, and it came just when it was needed most. Thanks! (I think.)

you're most welcome sir! i'm starting to wonder who else i'm "wrong" about...

OneTimeSBX 07-17-2007 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1486378)
DO cry a little when you're done. You may think its a little weird and unmanly, but a little part of me knows that if i made you cry, then I.AM.THE.SHIZ.

DON'T cry a lot when you're done. I think its a little weird and unmanly, and a little part of me will think that if i made you cry, you probably have some unresolved issues in your past that i prolly can't help you with.

hell yes! just a tear will do, and admit it. dont front like your eyes are watering.

Rudey 07-17-2007 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1486378)
wait, first Dionysus, now MysticCat? geez, im really bad at this!


OK back to topic:

DO cry a little when you're done. You may think its a little weird and unmanly, but a little part of me knows that if i made you cry, then I.AM.THE.SHIZ.

DON'T cry a lot when you're done. I think its a little weird and unmanly, and a little part of me will think that if i made you cry, you probably have some unresolved issues in your past that i prolly can't help you with.

I'm gonna be honest with you. If a guy cries during sex, even a little, he's gay.

-Rudey

smiley21 07-17-2007 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudey (Post 1486979)
I'm gonna be honest with you. If a guy cries during sex, even a little, he's gay.

-Rudey


I have to agree with you. I could understand if it was a very special moment like a wedding night and both man and woman were to shed a tear. On the other hand, if the guy started to cry on his own, then that would be kinda...well creepy.

James 07-18-2007 04:21 AM

Thats still pretty gay ;)

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Originally Posted by smiley21 (Post 1487005)
I have to agree with you. I could understand if it was a very special moment like a wedding night and both man and woman were to shed a tear. On the other hand, if the guy started to cry on his own, then that would be kinda...well creepy.


smiley21 07-18-2007 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by James (Post 1487158)
Thats still pretty gay ;)


I don't expect you to show just a shread of sensitivity ;)

But yeah you are right, it is a little gay.:)

deeznutz 07-18-2007 08:22 AM

Here are some things that should make the list

1.Ladies don't get mad if after having sex you may find youself in the wet spot.
2.Don't get mad or think that your partner isn't in to you because he's watching his d**k going in and out.(shoot you may be looking too.)
3.Don't act like you are the bomb in bed and you know that your skills are BULLS**T because no one likes to waste their time with someone who doesn't know what they are doing.
4.Don't try the stuff that you see in the porno flicks because they are professionals and your partner might not like double penetration or getting her azz,t*ts, or face creamed on.

SWTXBelle 07-18-2007 12:58 PM

LOL - "they are professionals!". It just tickled me, for some reason.

OneTimeSBX 07-18-2007 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by deeznutz (Post 1487187)
Here are some things that should make the list

1.Ladies don't get mad if after having sex you may find youself in the wet spot.
2.Don't get mad or think that your partner isn't in to you because he's watching his d**k going in and out.(shoot you may be looking too.)
3.Don't act like you are the bomb in bed and you know that your skills are BULLS**T because no one likes to waste their time with someone who doesn't know what they are doing.
4.Don't try the stuff that you see in the porno flicks because they are professionals and your partner might not like double penetration or getting her azz,t*ts, or face creamed on.

@professionals...oh please! how much talent does it take to fake an orgasm and talk sh*t???

tld221 07-18-2007 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX (Post 1487391)
@professionals...oh please! how much talent does it take to fake an orgasm and talk sh*t???

hey now! don't knock it til you try it...

jokes, jokes!

OneTimeSBX 07-18-2007 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1487455)
hey now! don't knock it til you try it...

jokes, jokes!

hell im a 26 year old woman...trust me, ive done it before! :rolleyes:

deeznutz 07-20-2007 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX (Post 1487391)
@professionals...oh please! how much talent does it take to fake an orgasm and talk sh*t???

Yeah they are professionals because, they get paid for their services rendered :D.

And How do you know if they are faking it????????I mean, I saw Jada Fire in squirtwoman and it didnt look like fake to me and I have HDTV. :D


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