Sooo freakin' drunk.s..
 

I am graduating! In a week and a few days, but I got my report card already. Woo-hoo!

I almost hooked up with a Sigma Chi. Let's not discuss the ramifications of such a match.

I don't know what the interest big boys have in me. Mr Munch is 6'3", my HS prom date was like 6'4" and 250. Dude tried to put the moves on me tonight--he had to have broken 300. It's like, the bigger they are, the more they like me. What's up with that?

soooooooooooosooooooooooooosooooooooooo
drunk

well not really but totally definately buzzxed!

yayy!!!
i could fix these tyoping errors but i thought i'd just show how many i'm actually doinghehehe!

my boyfriend is mad at me.
he's a meanie!!!! boooooo boyfriend!!

I only had 2 beers, but with my anti-depressants i'm really not supposed to drink. Of course drinking just made me more depressed about my ex, thus I've been crying for 2 hours straight. Since I couln't sleep I figured I'd go online. :(
Glad to see some happy drniks.

Ah i haven't had a drink for three weeks. I feel so proud. i knew i wasn't an alcoholic

congrats!

Now, where's that long island I was just drinking...... ;) :p

What prompted the dry spell?

I could seriously use a drink right now!!

being home and in the need of working sober. Oh and why not just be truthfull i got no money.

No money... Bite your tongue! Now I need a shot of tequila.

Why must i bite my tongue?

I just don't want the mad, no money monster to attack me.

I pray he doesn't attack you. Its more along the lines of "expenses you weren't expecting Feind" for me.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....much need alcohol floatin in the system.......

boooooooooooo....i somehow managed to drop my cig (so bad, so bad, pooie pooie) down my shirt....so tell me, kids, how i manage to have things down my shirt when i'm tipsy...earrings, burning cigs.........and yeah, it hurt like a B*TCH!!!! :p :eek:

ivory...where you be? you needs up on herr too!

Girl, I am all up in this mug...

I would like to thanks myself for getting tipsey after I got escorted out of my fave hangout becasue of "drama casuing Biznitches" . No, that aint me...

This is good...not emotional tongight. VEry good! Dont wanna make any phone calls tongiht and be stupid again.




:p

Fuunnay, I will edit all these posts tomorrow when I am nolonger intoxicated. So I should just say whatever is on my miond

But that would be BAD, VERY BAD...so I will just show all of you my mad tyoing skills...and leave it at that.