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lol- I thought of Cartman-
"NO KITTY, that's MY POT PIE! Mom!!! Kitty's being a dildo!!!!"

"well, I know one kitty kitty that is sleeping with mommy tonight"
LOL

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lmao.

great quote!

I prefer to call it the purple-headed yogurt thrower.

Kitso
KS 361

There is no polite way to ask this, but do queefs really happen? I hope not. And I hope they never happen to anyone I know.

SO HOT

maybe she can pee on me, like ilovemyglo's buddy?

if you ask for a cleveland steamer, i'm gonna drive to your front door and bitch slap you.

Kitso
KS 361 freakin disgusting

hahaha - yeah, the steamer's definitely more disgusting than the vaginal farting, i'll give you that (but only barely, because well they're both pretty gross)

"cleveland steamer"?

poop

Glass

Bottom

Boat.

Kitso
KS 361 times it's the pinnacle of dirtiness

Daisy Chains
 

When I was in school we heard rumors about some of the frat guys doing circle jerks but we never actually knew if they took place. We were too busy doing Daisy Chains . They were for sisters only and usually took place in a motel room or private residence off campus. Normally 10-12 girls would participate and it was never the same 12 every time. After smoking a couple of joints we would all undress each other and after loads of kissing and petting we would all lie down on the floor in a circleand the first girl would eat the second girl who ate the third girl and so on around so that everyone was eating and getting eaten . This would sometimes go on for a couple of hours with all of changing positions in the chain so we got to eat as many different girls as possible. They were marvelous fun and girls didnt get to participate except by invatation only by someone else who had already been to one. The best ones took place at the house of my Mistress (who was also my Eng. Lit. Prof) on Saturday afternoon disguiesed as a 'girls lit club' I got to have sex with more girls than I could keep count of and I still have a Daisy Chain when I hold weekend house parties for my women friends and they are VERY popular.

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Is she for real?? Where do these people come from??

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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Wasn't that a special movie that one of the Farmhouse guys I knew owned?

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wow really?

I think i've read one of your diaries then, posted on an Erotic Stories website.

So great to meet you :rolleyes:

Kitso
KS 361 sickos that think this crap is funny

I always get confused when people go and register and then only make ONE post, and it's like this.

If your'e going to bother registering, why not post like seven?

And if you're someone else who HAS a screenname and just is getting their rocks off this way.... why bother?

sorry guys. that was me. i forgot to log in this name to make that post...but its true

lol! This stuff is too funny. :p

*questions stolen from another website* (i swear i didn't make this up)

What parts of your body are a real turn on for you to be touched, kiss, licked, sucked, bitten, etc. but are ignored? What places you don't liked to be touched?

Ladies, after a guy goes down on you...which do you prefer before he kisses you? Wipe his face off on a towel and wash out his mouth? Wipe his face on your thighs? Come straight up and kiss you, your stuff is CLEAN!?

Guys, before you bang or eat, do you discretely do the smell test? Do you just dig in? :eek: :o Ladies, have you ever caught a guy doing the test on you?

Dionysus, I think in a relationship, it should be the responsibility of each party to keep their "junk" clean enough that they'd go down on themselves if they could.

It's actually kind of insulting in my opinion to let a girl go down on me and then not be willing to kiss her until she's gargled -- I expect the same treatment. If I had just finished going down on my girlfriend and she tells me that I need to brush before I kiss her, I'd be worried about what I just had in my mouth and MUCH less likely to volunteer to do that again.

I've really never had an experience that makes me think the sniff test would be worthwhile.

Oh Damn girl . . I am just laughing . . .

that is too funny...
I forgot about this thread, as amazing as that is..... :)
perhaps I should read it through again. i am sure that i have had some interesting experiences since my last good post.

as for the most recent questions, actually yes- I did catch a guy recently doing that little test deal, but he still went through with it so I guess I passed?
LOL!

No, no, no....there is no way to ever top YOUR post in that thread in regards to "paper clips" etc.....

I still laugh into tears every time I read that thread.

I used to say quite a few gross sexual things huh?

-Rudey
--We gotta go back to the old days!

I just thought I'd bump this back up, for anyone who hasn't read it. It's really not 48 pages long. Most of that is people's signatures.

LMAO Ok I have a small story for ya'll. It happened this weekend.

My hubby and I went home to see our families for Fathers Day and for the weekend. On Sat we decided to help the hubbys mom clean out his dads truck. It was a mess. So we were going to wash it then wax it then clean the inside all out. Anyways, we were all done and we were washing my hubbys car after and his sisters too (she came home too) and his mom goes to him,

"Ok its all clean. All thats left to do is polish his knob. Do you think you can do that for me?" (to my hubby)

Now me and his sis were over talking about boys so we missed it, but I guess he just laughed for a while then walked away. His mom didnt ask why. Anyways, we were up in the house and all in the living room and he turns to me and his sis and is like mom wanted me to polish dads knob and his sister spit her pop out and I busted out laughing. I mean we were laughing so hard.

Finally his moms like what and we had to tell her what it meant. It was the funniest ever. She is a HS teacher but she is still so oblivious to everything it seems. When his dad came home we told him and he was laughing so hard. She was all mad. She kept saying man how do all of you know these phrases cause we threw out the tossing salad and shocker and stuff and we didnt tell her the meanings but we said if you hear this it is def a diff meaning HA HA HA.....

Later we went to a birthday party at the hubbys aunts and we told the aunt and uncle and they laughed so hard. I think we embarrassed her so bad and she was pissed at us, but shes such a easy target and just throws these phrases out HA HA.......

The way I've heard it is the one furthest from the cookie/cracker has to eat it...And a fraternity in the area Supposedly does this...

tossing salad....eating or lickin the asshole. some chicks like it, some don't.

thanks for stealin my quote on my signature there buddy....

Are you really from the OC? That show sucks.

yea ok, right.

so i just don't know my phrases---what does it mean?

knob = penis
polish = what do you do when you polish? you rub.

shelley j
sigma k

not just rub, it has to be "spit shined".

Some definitely like it... :)

lol, i can't recieve...but i'm unselfish myself.

I don't think I can talk to you anymore.

-Rudey

ha ha ha i laugh

spit shine is the best, but a good rub down can still get the job done.

shelley j
sigma k

i laugh again.

Interesting use of the word job.

Not only do I want to stay away from the anal orfices of other people, I want other people to stay away from mine. I don't get how it can be arousing. Maybe I had a traumatic experience during the anal step of development. Regardless, it's a huge huge no-no for me. To each his/her own.

Yes I really am from the OC...and that show ROCKS!!!