This shit. Off my feed. NOW.

Aint no pussy better than new pussy...#justsayin

Some 2011 highlights:

lmfao oh u wishh u had the fat ass (; lmfao!!!!!! anddd yeah yea w can enertain everyonee in gym like we always do, excpet for when i was crying, that was horrible everyone hated that my whole study was like ughh this isnt jess as shitt lol andd yeah i do have a stomahhhh and big oneee!

likee: youur my bestefriendd ♥ & ii can truust youu with my shitt ii sayy! & how youur just thoughhtful (sometimes] lmfao ! Firstt impression: funn to be myy bestiee. Ratee: 10 baybayy P.s. imissyou ♥

I follow Arthur (yes, the aardvark lol) on t_witter and saw this gem:

And you can't construct a sentence. :-) RT @GreysonisaBEAST: @arthur_read8 you look my shit

Arthur is a pimp.

"it would be nice if people could mind their own business"

followed 7 minutes later by

"It's great when you discover who your real friends are."

Ugh do not fight on facebook. Grow. Up.

I know that this is an old thread, but I could not resist responding. This is in regards to content and language. One of my facebook friends posted this last year on his status:
"Hey facebook, what it do?" Ya boy need a dependan to carry on my taxes. Hit me up on my inbox and let's do this."

Speechless! Why in the world would anyone get on a social networking site asking to assist him in defrauding the IRS???

I am so damn tired of seeing people using "should of" instead of the contraction-should've!!!!

I went to college with a lot of people who did this. I felt the same way. :rolleyes:

I came across this gem about Grey's Anatomy and decided to share. It's actually one of the better ones that have come across my screen today: "Omg! Season 5 finale...best ever! I was not expecting it to b george! Genious writers! Omg phenominal!"

There were some doozies that I had to block from my news feed. It's not bad grammar TMI. I just can't bring my self to repost the atrocities. :rolleyes:

This isn't necessarily a complaint on bad grammar, but on FB grammar Nazis (lol)


I have someone on my feeds who is an English teacher and who will get on people's FB statuses to correct their grammar. BUUUUUUT she is constantly misspelling things on her FB statuses and when people correct her she throws a fit. Soooo you can do it to us, but we can't do it back to you. I call BS on that, and it's annoying---"oh it's cause I was typing too fast."

Actually, she should have said "typing too quickly." LOL!!! That's super lame, though.

lol! I didn't even engage it, some of her other FB friends did though. Like apparently it's ok for her to make a mistake and not be corrected, but it's not ok for us. It's annoying.

I put up a status about something being "funnier" and she was like "noo, it's MORE FUN." I just told her regardless, I think it's "funnier" so that is the way I'm going to say it, I don't care if it's wrong. Pretty sure I was right though---funny, funnier, funniest.

Wait...what?

Funnier ---> more fun [not funny]?

I had said something was funnier than something else....and she was like "funnier? I think you mean more fun."

Idk...but whether it's right or wrong I'll just say funnier, it sounds correct to me. Lol

I think she's wrong lol

She's thinking of "Funner" not "funnier" so she's dumb too.

*like*

She probably did. I just didn't even want to engage her in a convo cause I didn't want to have to deal with the arrogance!

So, what is y'all's opinion on people who "Like" their own status?

I generally think it's pretty lame...of course you "Like" whatever drivel you just said, or you probably wouldn't have put it out there.

So, my aunt died over the weekend. On that side of the family, I have a ton of cousins, the vast majority of whom are complete blooming idiots. These are people who shouldn't be anywhere near a computer, let alone FB.

One status read:

"I have prays for Aunt Sara* family."

The worse thing is that more idiot cousins have "Liked" the status. I have "prays?" What's that, like praise with fewer letters? Also, the lack of a possessive for poor Aunt Sara.

*Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

My condolences on the passing of your aunt.

but I FEEL you on the things family does on FB. *smh*

I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually do that. Ha ha, my friends are cooler than yours :p

a "friend's" status:
"Dear Lord, Thank you for making me skinny, physically fit, and never having to work on my figure. :) Let's check out that beach in South Padre & Corpus Christi manana :) WHoooo Yay! for Spring Break ♥ ♥"

this same girl has 5 photos going across the top like a banner saying:
"Keep talking, your***
*** making me FAMOUS"

smh.

HEY FACEBOOK WHERE ARE THE GOOD MAN AT U KNOW THE ONES WHO HONEST AND WHO RESPECTFUL KNOWS WHAT THEY WANT AND NOT ALL ABOUT ONE THING LIKES TO GO OUT KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN U KNOW?????????????????????????????????????????????? ????

headache.

They are on the newsfeeds of people who know how to spell, who speak the language intelligently, are who aren't yelling at us.

LOL!!! :D

"jail suck dont go there the food is terrible"


Then he posts links on two different occasions of articles about his attempted arson charge.

Eww Sen, who are these people?! lol

*snicker* smh

Man, my mom just confirmed my decision to privacy setting prevent her from posting on any of my stuff...


On my teenage cousin's pic:
Cousin's Friend: "kyles got a retarded "im gonna rape you" look"
My mom:"i thought that is the way you always look lol"



Is that really what you want your AUNT posting on your Facebook?

Help:

Blue ; Dnt Dhank Iknoee' Yewh ; Bt Yewh Should Fwm !


um...

ETA: Ah, this helps... but I still can't read the whole thing...:

Bored ; Quess I'll Playy Dha Kolor Qamee' ; Inboxx Meh A Kolor [&'] Ill Tell Yewh Wat Idhank BOwt Yewh !

Blue - Don't think I know you, but you should fuck w/ me.

I'm guessing lol

I'm mad at her for using 'fwm' now. lol She's not old enough for that mess!

Also, you obviously spelled it wrong. The term is ~&&*fuqkz Wiit m3x.!

Duh.

I am sending this status to a friend whose friendship means a lot to me. We were supposed to vacate together this past weekend and a lot of unexpected things happened that prevented me from being able to vacate with you & instead of calling you and talking to you about what took place, I ignored you (you know who you are) & your phone calls and I ask for your forgiveness. Would you forgive me please?

What in the holy hell?

^^ The word vacate sounds dirty.

Sounds like they got evicted.

"I wish my line sister's were here."

I really wanna say "Your line sister's what?"

Got a new follower on T_witter:

YES! I'm a BITCH! Beautiful, Inteligent, Talented, Charming and Hot.

Yeahhh....no thanks.

Good lord. This was posted by my best friend (since 6th grade). It took every ounce of energy not to remove this dude.

"How do you use a screw driver? I need to open up my netbook to get it running again, but I can't get these screws out."

*headdesk*

"I NEED HELP!!!!! I GOT 3 PIT PULL MIXED PUPPIES DAT I HAVE 2 GET RID OF B4 I GO 2 JAIL!! I DONT WANT 2 TAKE 'EM 2 DAT POUND CAUSE DEY JUST GONNA KILL 'EM!! my pit got out and went ho'in and got knockd~up. Da city done popped up on me, so PLEASE ya'll help me out!!"

I will be clicking the little "x" next to her name!