For the baby's sake I hope it's Josh Hartnett. Chris Klein is a fugly idiot.

I'VE GOT IT!!!!


We haven't seen the TomKitten because Suri doesn't exist and they are in the process of trying to adopt an infant (which lots of people want) and spending booku bucks to keep it completely and utterly silent.

LMFAO


I should be a conspiracy theorist. :D

Lol, that's not much of a stretch, though ;)

Hahaha.. this theory has actually been floated around for quite some time now.

I'm wondering if it's not really someone else's baby (Chris Kline, et al), as mentioned, and their waiting because it's easy to tell that a 3 month old is not a newborn, but not as easy to tell that a 12 month old is not a 9 month old. My daugheter was taller then a couple two year olds at her daycare when she was one.

But don't we all remember - and I think it was disucssed earlier in this thread - that for the longest time people thought she wasn't really pregnant? Remember the pics of her supposedly at 5 & 6 months but barely any belly? If this theory of her being already pregannt was true, shw would have really showed at that time. I don't buy the other father thing because of the timing issue.

Someone today said that they think they are holding out for the money. Let's have everyone talk about how they haven't seen the baby, then at 4 months sell the rights to OK! or People or whatever. That seems more logical to me.

But I don't think they would get as much money as Brad and Angelina did.

I'm sorry, the longer they "hold out" showing her, the more suspicious the public is going to be.


I could have sworn I read in some magazine that Katies parents (the grandparents!!!!) haven't even seen her yet. If that's true WTF!! I mean that is odd. I would still show my kid to my parents. Hello, it is their grandchild.


Plus, I'm sorry the birth certificate seems a little off to me. The fact that it was filed late, her parents didn't sign and a nurse who wasn't present for the "delivery" signed off on it.

And let's face it, if I were Tom right now, I'd be doing everything in my power to PROVE the public wrong. Yet, we haven't heard a damn thing. Which makes me wonder what is he hiding?

I think it was on MSNBC or one of those news stations but the headline was "Mysterious Suri Spotted." Unfortunately I got the tail end of the conversation so I don't know the jist of what they were talking about, but obviously someone supposedly saw "Suri" with Tom.

Anyone know what really happened?

http://toronto.fashion-monitor.com/n...9katie-holmes2

I don't know what the "Fashion Monitor" is but that quote was kinda funny.

Talk Soup had a hilarious scene regarding the mysterious Suri...

Ok, I think that it is quite suspicious that this kid has been MIA since birth. However, I'm one of those people who doesn't believe it taking the baby out for at least 6 weeks, so it might be plausible that they're just in the house shielding the baby from the press and germs.

However, w/all the gossip and non-stop rumors about Tom Cruise (or any other celebrity), I'm sure that he couldn't care less what the public thinks.

THE GRANDPARENTS AND CLOSEST FRIENDS HAVE NOT SEEN THE BABY. It's one thing not to take the baby out for 6 weeks, but NO ONE has seen it.

You're a very angry person.


I'm not saying it isn't suspicious. Honestly, I don't know if the grand parents have or haven't seen the kid b/c most of what we mention is tabloid rumors. I'm just trying to provide some possible alternatives to the fake baby/black market adoption scenario.

Sheesh! :rolleyes:

I was making a point, it's not that serious, really.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Well, I live in Toledo where Katie is from and it is just as much of a big rumor mill here. I haven't heard anything about the grandparents not seeing Suri but a woman called into one of the radio stations and said she had worked with one of Katie's sisters at one time. She supposedly called Katie's sister but her husband answered and said she was out of town visiting her sister's new baby. Of course I think that's just someone trying to get some attention. I'm still not sure I believe there is a baby. :confused: