All a woman needs albeit mother, daughter, sister or lover is some serious deep-dicking.

Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell.

Don't fuck with the babysitter.

There's a huge hole in your story...I would NEVER join no sorority!

So I assume that you've come here to make arrangments, but unfortunatly, I don't fuck losers.

I'm sure I don't do anything you would find exciting.... I don't open beer bottles with my toes. I don't sit around and count what's left of my teeth.... Hey, I don't even enjoy a good tractor pull. A bit limited existence, but I've gotten used to it.

The position of annoying talking animal has been filled.

There's no crying in baseball!

If working here means I am within 10 yards of you, then frankly I would rather wipe Saddam Hussein's arse!

What is this, a freak out?

In Hawaii don't they use aloha for hello and goodbye?
Yeah, so?
so if you're on the phone with somebody and they won't stop talking and you say, ok aloha, don't they just start over again?

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't.

Define irony.

Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

Abba Zabba you my only friend!