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I'm dedicating Sublime to you-know-who right now.
<3 Brad Nowell Let me tell you about a girl I know, Had a drink about an hour ago. Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown hell. She heard a noise and she looked through the door. And saw a man she’d never seen before. Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile. Well, her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door And took an empty seat next to her at the bar. ’my brand new car is parked right outside. how’d ya like to go for a ride? ’ And she said.’wait a minute I have to think.’ He said, ’that’s fine. may I please buy you a drink’ One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car And they drove away someplace real far. Now babe the time has come. How’d ya like to have a little fun? And she said.’ if we could only please be on our way, I will not run.’ That’s when things got out of control. She didn’t want to, he had his way. She said, ’let’s go’ He said, ’no way!’ Come on babe it’s your lucky day. Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way. Come on baby don’t be afraid, If it wasn’t for date rape I’d never get laid. He finished up and he started the car He turned around and drove back to the bar. He said.’now baby don’t be sad, in my opinion you weren’t half-bad.’ She picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now his got a big scar. Come on party people won’t you listen to me. Date rape stylie. The next day she went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law, Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy’s ass to court. Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, ’ she lies that little slut!’ The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years And now his heart is filled with tears. That night in jail it was getting late. He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed. But the guards paid no attention to his cries. That’s when things got out of control. The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny. But that’s the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind, Even though he now takes it in the behind. That’s the way it had to be. They locked him up and threw away the key. Well, I can’t take pity on men of his kind, Even though he now takes it in the behind. Date rape She didn’t want to take it! |
This goes out to the whore named Shelly.
You have tried for FOUR years to take my man. (He won't go, but it's the fact you keep trying.) I am always one step ahead of you. Haven't ya figured that out yet? HOMEWRECKER by Gretchen Wilson Well you're a real hot cookie with your new hairdo Your high heel boots and your credit card Long legs and a mini skirt Yeah you know what works and you work it hard You smile like such a lady, innocent and sweet You drive the men folk crazy, but any girl can see You're just a CHORUS: Homewrecker I know what you're doin' You think you're gonna ruin what I got, but you're not Yeah you little go getter I'll teach you a lesson If you get to messin' with my man You don't stand a chance No, you're just a homewrecker I'm sure you waited for a long, long time To find a man like mine But honey you're too late So before you go and make your move Maybe me and you should get a few things straight There's two ways we can do this I'll let you decide You can take it somewhere else Or we can take it outside, you little Homewrecker I know what you're doin' You think you're gonna ruin what I got, but you're not Yeah you little go getter I'll teach you a lesson If you get to messin' with my man You don't stand a chance No, you're just a homewrecker Now honey, I'm a Christian, but if you keep it up I'm-a gonna go to kickin' your pretty little butt Is that clear enough, yeah, you little Homewrecker I'll teach you a lesson If you get to messin' with my man You don't stand a chance No, you're just a homewrecker Yeah you're just a homewrecker A homewrecker |
Bowling For Soup
For everyone from Texas, wishes they were, or wants to come back really bad ---
Come back to Texas Its just not the same since you went away Before you lose your accent and forget all about the Lonestar State Theres a seat for you at the rodeo and I've got every slow dance saved Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway Troy Aikmen wants you back Willie Nelson wants you back NASA wants you back and the Bush twins want you back and Pantera wants you back and Blue Bell wants you back |
I know this thread has morphed into a general dedication thread, so heres my dedication. To Rockytop. I have heard this song for years, but today was the first time I listend to it. How timely after our phone conversation last night.
HAY SAY MAY Reckless Kelly W. BRUN, C. SCHELSKE GOT A PHONE CALL TODAY FROM A GIRL WHO WALKED AWAY BUT I HUNG IT UP BEFARE I HEARD WHAT IT WAS SHE HAD TO SAY HAY SAY MAY I DRINK ALL DAY DAMN IT I TOLD HER I’M DOIN’ ALL RIGHT FOUND HER LETTER THERE IN MY DRAWER WHAT IT SAID I’M NOT QUITE SURE IT’S BEEN SO LONG SCINCE SHE WALKED OUT MY DOOR THAT I JUST DON’T CARE ANYMORE I DON’T CARE FALLING DRUNK DOWN THE STAIRS DAMN IT I TOLD HER I’M DOIN’ ALL RIGHT I’M DOIN’ ALL RIGHT I’M DOIN’ ALL RIGHT NOBODY’S CHANGING THE WAY THAT I’M FEELING TONIGHT I’M DOIN’ ALL RIGHT WELL IT MUST HAVE BEEN TWELVE MONTHES AGO WHEN I FOUND IT SLIPED UNDER MY DOOR BUT I NEVER READ IT I GUESS I WAS SORE AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW NOW WHAT FOR FOR THE GIRL NEXT DOOR TWENTY YEARS BEFORE THERE’S COOKIE CRUMBS ON MY FLOOR AND I’M DOIN’ ALL RIGHT WELL THE MOMENT OF WEAKNESS IT CAME THEN AS I LOOKED AT HER NAME I SHOOK MY HEAD AS I STRUCK A MATCH AND I WATCHED IT ALL GO UP IN FLAMES UP IN FLAMES AS I SMOKE MY MARY JANE GOD DAMN IT I TOLD HER I’M DOIN’ ALL RIGHT EXCEPT FOR MY MULTIPLE PERSONALITYS…. WE’RE DOIN’ ALL RIGHT |
for Munchkin and valkyrie . . . a little Warren G. and Nate Dogg?
Regulators We regulate any stealing of his property And we damn good too But you can’t be any geek off the street, Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep! Regulators! Mount up! It was a clear black night, a clear white moon Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk Just rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone Just hit the eastside of the LBC On a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G. Seen a car full of girls ain’t no need to tweak All you skirts know what’s up with 213 So I hooks a left on the 21 and Lewis Some brothas shootin dice so I said let’s do this I jumped out the ride, and said what’s up? Some brothas pulled some gats so I said I’m stuck. Since these girls peepin' me I’ma glide and swerve These hookers lookin so hard they straight hit the curb Won’tcha think of better things than some horny tricks I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix I’m gettin' jacked, I’m breakin' myself I can’t believe they taking Warren’s wealth They took my rings, they took my Rolex I looked at the brotha said damn, what’s next? They got my homey hemmed up and they all around Ain’t none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown I best pull out my strap and lay them busters down They got guns to my head I think I’m going down I can’t believe this happenin' in my own town If I had wings I could fly Let me contemplate I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nate Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold Now they droppin' and yellin' It’s a tad bit late Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate I laid all them busters down I let my gat explode Now I’m switching my mind back into freak mode If you want skirts sit back and observe I just left a gang of those over there on the curb Now Nate got the freaks And that’s a known fact Before I got jacked I was on the same track Back up back up cause it’s on N A T E and me The Warren to the G Just like I thought They were in the same spot In need of some desperate help The Nate Dogg and the G-child Were in need of something else One of them dames was sexy as hell I said oooh I like your size. She said my car’s broke down and you seem real nice, Would ya let me ride? I got a car full of girls and it’s going real swell The next stop is the eastside motel I’m tweaking Into a whole new era G-funk Step to this I dare ya Funk On a whole new level The rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble Chords Strings We brings Melody G-funk Where rhythm is life And life is rhythm If you know like I know You don’t wanna step to this It’s the G-funk era Funked out with a gangsta twist If you smoke like I smoke Then you high like everyday And if your ass is a buster 213 will regulate |
Jesus Built My HotRod
This is mainly for ISUKappa, but it is a shout out for all the other Lutherans too (CougADPi, 33Girl, sageofages, KSigRC, and GeekyPenguin by proxy).
Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ministry Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true Jerry lee lewis was the devil Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world So there was only one thing that I could do Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long Ding dang a dong bong bing bong Ticky ticky thought of a gun Everytime I try to do it all now baby Am I on the run Why why why why why baby If it’s so evil then? Give me my time, with all my power Give it to me all again (wow) Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong Every where I go Everytime you tell me baby When I settle down Got to get me a trailer park And hold my world around Why why why why? Ding ding donga dong dong ding dong Dingy dingy son of a gun Half my time I tell you baby Never am I all for sure Why why why why why baby Sicky sicky from within Everytime I stick my finger on in ya You’re a wild wild little town bitch Now how ’bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long Dingy a dingy dong a down Everytime you tell me baby When I settle down Got to get me a trailer park And hold my world around Why why why why? In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong A sticky sticky son of a gun Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong Why why never know Why why wack a dong a dang ding dong Then you take it on the bill Ding dang dong don’t dong Whoa! I wanna love ya! Why why why, why why darling Do you do you tell me to play? Half the time I talk about it all now baby You know what I’m talkin’ about I said Why why why it’ll Ticky ticky ticky ticky Son of a gun Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong Ticky ticky thought of a gun Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong Aarrrhhhh... Ding dang a dang bong bing bong Ticky ticky thought of a gun Everytime I try to do it all now baby Am I on the run Why why why It’ll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky Dawn of a gun Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a Ticky ticky thought of a gun Bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam Ticky ticky through the day If you got a doubt ’bout baby The memory is on the bed Why why why why why Darlin’ uh it don’t know When my time is on Might tell me never do it on his own If my time was all as is yours Make me burn a wish When my time with you is brutish No I’ll never not ever Why why why why why why baby heavy hell Alone and it’s here it’s this thunder The thunder oh thunder Oh! Jesus built my car It’s a love affair Mainly Jesus and my hot rod Yeah, fuck it! |
this song is dedicated to all christians out there. this song is great and is starting to grow on me. to watch the video, click here.
Delirious - Inside Outside Inside outside, under my skin Never ending love I don’t know where it begins? I don’t know where it ends, I don’t know how high I don’t know how deep, I don’t know how wide Outside inside around the world Never ending love envelops me like a cloud I feel you in front, I feel you behind I feel you up above, And I feel you at the side And you, you’re all over me, you’re all over me Your banner is over me, I give it all ‘cos You still captivate me, fascinate me You still captivate me, saturate me Inside outside, pulling me in No matter where I run I know you’ll never give in I see you in the storm, I see you in a kiss I’ve been around the world and never found a love like this You’re all over me, you’re all over me You’re everything I want to be I’m all over you, you’re everything I want to see You’re all over me You, still captivate me, fascinate me You still captivate me, saturate me You still captivate me, liberate me You still captivate me |
Dont ya hate it tho when someone runes a song for you that you used to like? Liek when ya had a song you always liked, you met someone and that was a favorite song of both of ya'lls then you had a bad split and ya cant bear to hear the song, cause it reminds you so much of them? I hate that isht.
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I miss this thread, soooo . . .
I'm sending some Journey out to the H&A, just for the hell of it. Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world She took the midnight train goin' anywhere Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit He took the midnight train goin' anywhere A singer in a smoky room A smell of wine and cheap perfume For a smile they can share the night It goes on and on and on and on Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching in the night Streetlight people, living just to find emotion Hiding, somewhere in the night Working hard to get my fill, Everybody wants a thrill Payin' anything to roll the dice Just one more time Some will win, some will lose Some were born to sing the blues Oh, the movie never ends It goes on and on and on and on Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching in the night Streetlight people, living just to find emotion Hiding, somewhere in the night Don’t stop believin' Hold on to the feelin' Streetlight people |
Thanks to your away message I've had this song in my head all day, H.
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