Do not forcibly remove a testicle from his body if he refuses to have sex with you. Do not attempt to swallow aforementioned testicle. It is a choking hazard.

Refuses? We are talking about a guy, right?

Don't get mad if I fall asleep after a good long session...you have done your job well.

Do close the door when you pee afterwards...me hearing blows the whole mood.

Did you not see that story? Girl actually did that and YES the guy declined to engage in sexual relations with her (because she was clearly a psycho) ;)

But seriously, just because he's a guy doesn't mean he wants it all the time.

You are so bad at threads related to sex - I think we all 'get' this, especially MysticCat (who is both a guy, and perhaps as far from functionally retarded as possible). Seriously.

There are days that I'm sure my wife would have to really give the possibility some thought.

I know HE gets it. I also know plenty of people don't. :rolleyes:
I could name a few on here.

LOL. Okay, Rihana.

Precisely.

I'm not sure why you think I'm one of the people with sex issues here. My boyfriend certainly doesn't complain, nor do my professors complain about my coursework in my sex related classes. So neither knowledge nor experience is lacking here :rolleyes:

(You also must have missed the thread where one GC member was SHOCKED that men could be raped.)

Nah, I didn't actually mean you have a "sex issue" at all - just that you take this 'teaching' thing a little too far, to the point where it's borderline condescending.

I'm not sure the Mother Theresa bit works, anyway - there's a reason why some of these individuals are un-/under-informed . . . I'm not sure they're really getting what you're saying, either. It just comes across as preachy and bizarrely missing any sense of humor or sarcasm detection - think back to the thread where you flipped out about the 'joke' about tying the woman's tubes while performing a c-section . . . sure, it wasn't good taste, but your reaction was incredible (to me).

No worries, dude - it's not a big deal, and I probably should PM this stuff anyway. My bad.

My reaction was like it was because I'm in the field I'm in. I'm studying to be a counselor and in taking family law classes and my counseling courses there are a lot of people who truly believe in sterilization for the poor out in the world. It didn't come off as a joke to me at all. We all have our hot buttons though. I'll try to ease up a little. The lack of sex education (of any sort) drives me crazy sometimes.

Do let me play with your hair
Do tell me what I am doing well
Do speak another language.
Do look me in the eyes.

Don't get mad if you ask, "who's is this?" and I say, "mine". (If you have to ask, :rolleyes:)
Don't tell me to call you daddy. That is NOT sexy to me. AT. ALL.

wait, first Dionysus, now MysticCat? geez, im really bad at this!


OK back to topic:

DO cry a little when you're done. You may think its a little weird and unmanly, but a little part of me knows that if i made you cry, then I.AM.THE.SHIZ.

DON'T cry a lot when you're done. I think its a little weird and unmanly, and a little part of me will think that if i made you cry, you probably have some unresolved issues in your past that i prolly can't help you with.

Huh? You thought he was a woman?