Haha I just read this again...and didn't remember posting it originally!

WTF! Why am I bumping this AGAIN? I look like a damn alchie! This needs to be bumped more often....not like every 3 months.

Soooo I got a Magic Bullet for Christmas, which is basically a small blender. My mom and I had margaritas while watching "Mamma Mia." I'm hanging out with the dog so...I'm bored/restless!!! GC! Converse with meeeeee!!!

I know it's been awhile since I've posted, but I think the reason is people like me get drunk, and can't find the thread.

Put it in your favorites.

Problem solved.

CARGO EYESHADOW IS MY CRACK. I know in 6-10 days I'm going to be saying "wtf?? Did I do that?????"

I lurve Alize, my sisters, and my ma & pa. :) Overrrated Swinging London movies, not so much.

No matter what, Munchkin03 always has the best drunk posts.

beerfestwas awesome!! haha

risk management my ass! !

I was at a partyyyyyy. And, now I'm hoooooooome.

ETA: I don't even know how many jello shots I had....but I don't feel that drunk.

I had a shit load of jello shots last week. I posted it somewhere on here, but I wasn't wasted, just buzzed.

Drunk out of the masson jar dsodto night.

I'm bumping this up for later

Soooooo I say cheers to my first drunk GC post! I've seen the drunk thread before and always wanted to do it, but i never remembered when the time came... but for some reason, fate brought me here, and alas, i make my first drunk post in the drunk thread! woo!

on a side note... RU OX... you said you were bumping tis for later, yet you never wrote after... hmmmm?

So, I'm not drunike yet, but I'm getting there!

There is a bar down the road from my house that i love to walk to.

I came home to get a jacket--in between my Jim&Gingers.

Mmmmm.

just to clarity.l....

i am realy drunmk right now. i wnt to cll someone.. but who shouiel i call. i don't knwo.

this 9guyy i'm seeing i don' know if he ca handle ut. what can i say> gosh i like him.

uhgh,.

i really wanna taolk to someone right now. no one will answer my testeds.

why not?! people should be up! it's a saturday night @! I'm up! call me! let's talk!

Wow, I haven't posted here in a long time!

I'm hungover, and I think I aggravated an old tennis/skiing/golf/rowing injury? Or maybe I'm a nerd and it's carpal tunnel?

Dance Party USA for LYFE. The crew went out to see this cover band that plays out in the Hamptons that we looooove. Yay cheap beers, preppies, and covers of "Sister Christian"!

hell yeah
 

Sister Christian,
Oh, the time has come;
And you know that you're the only one
To say O.K.
Where you going?
Whatcha looking for?
You know those boys
Don't want to play no more with you,
It's true.

You're motoring!!!!
What's your price for flight
In finding mister right!?
You'll be alright tonight.

Jey peopel I just got home from M'Couls downtonw and ait was aesomeW@WWWW


I am a little grunik firght now and maybe it's not okay but i hat lots of fucn., i hav elike 5 captain and cokes and it was waesome!!!

<33333

yo, man, back up!!! talik to herl ike that



anyway,

yeah...i'm pissed off

when's it gonna be my turn?


I'LL PUNCH SOMEBODY IN THE FACE!!!

I' m sorry, that was violent. I feel bad now.
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sorry greekchat

You Okay
 

Ooops. my bad.

Bumping this so I can find it later. :rolleyes:

I've had lots of rum and i otn'd know how much o fht erum i had, but it was goooood. i made my drink so srong tha ti could smell the alcohol before it was evern to my lips...mmmmm.

maybe that makes me a bad person, bumaybe it doesn't. i don't know. i like to drink sometoimes nothingr ong with that.

And, i called some peo;el like i always do whatn i drink the alcohol. i called my best budyd nate and hei sgoing to call me back whne heleaves the bar. i love him. he is my best man friend.

1. I hate my ex girlfriend
2. I asked a girl if she was a hooker, didn't go over too well
3. I love open bar
4. Miami girls are stupid

You're a horrible person!!!!

^^^hey, thanks. :p

Dear Self.

Do no tcall ayone else! ou have hmade enouhg of a fool of yourself. seriously, dno one else. don'ca ll any one else. not worth it. you're a babblig food when you're drunka dn you mow it, so dont' vall anyone else.

and, you dondn't mena to get drunk tonight. you just want ed to have some rum with your dinner ant hat's okay. but, you are a light waiehg t and you forgot and you maybe poued a little too much.

tis okya. everyone ameks mistakes.

shit.

Common theme? :P

Ugh!!The transmission on my car died!! Terrible terrible timing! Why couldnt this have happened BEFORE the job started?! Now I have to take the train (actualy trains) to work. I dont mind the trains themselves--i like to get reading done and stuff, but i have to take two trains and an bus to get there. Google estimates that it's going to take me an hour and 45 minutes to get there. Fantastic!!

I love that it takes 10 minutes longer to decipher your posts because of the drunken spelling.

Just got home from a going away party. Tow of my brotehrs are going away since they arew enlisteing in the USAF. I am going ot miss them alot, though it was fun getting tanked with them. I also for some reason spebt half teh time talking to my former pledge brotehr and pldge master from APO. And I saw a good friend of mine i ntheta chi I havent seen in forever. Tonight was a good night. I actually feel like drinking more, but that would probably be a bad idea. I love this thread, it is funny.

I'm tired of partying with GDI's in this shitty, shitty town.

Give me my masters now.

Damn it. I forgot about this thread (and my computer) last night. Oh well.

"If you laugh you have to drink" is a poopy rule.

Sooo... really fucking hung over. Hard to type still.

I tore up... a lot on campus last night... Campus Safety found me twice(?). Oops.

I'm still drunk. Goodness. My Big Bro and I has a very good night and my head hurts and stuff. He's here still too now. Yes .

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck okat, I'm drunk. Big Bro and I had a again, I love my Big Brother, FUCK! dtupid. text. good night

Start over. Big Broa nd I had a good night again. He's an awesome Big Brother. He treats me well. he bought the drank tonight, It's good stuff.

I keep ytalking to my ex., It's silly face. DOne!.

Here's a story:

Thursday night, I was at an event for work. It was my boss, his wife, and about 6 of us from the office. They had organic wine (and organic cheese too, but that's beside the point).

Now, I've been on a bit of a health kick lately and have reduced my drinking to about once every 10 days or so. That said, it took two tiny plastic glasses of wine to get me shitty. I was DRUNKITY.

Towards the end of the night, I needed to get my boss so we could all go out to dinner. We were separated by a glass divider, and he was listening to someone talk about this building or whatever. He was also on his BlackBerry. My co-worker was all, "why don't you text him?" Yeah, because we got it like dat or whatever. Anyway, I needed to get his attention but I didn't want to bang on the windowwall.

I was thiiis close to sending him an e-mail with the words, "Turn around!" Luckily my drunker co-worker banged on the windowwall, saving Munchkin the embarassment.

Oh God I am so drunk, just got back from a beirgarten in my hometown. I showed up and there wasnt a single person I knew there. I sit down and end up next to a whole binch of foriegners. It was a Scot, an Irishman, a Candian, and a Soth African, plus four Germans. They pretty much invited me ot join teh group, and it turns oyt the irishman and south african met the rest at the biergarten for teh first time that night. I was cracking up the entire time the irishman was speaking and ended up getting free drunks near teh end of the night. It was a great time, and I hame ot wake up for church in 8 hours. should be interesting.

Shit I'm a;; fucked up right now. Ten years and still going strong. Tonight was a good year and I got to meet some brother I have only heard about, including my great grandbig. I got hammered, but it was such a good time. I hope we do this every year.

uh ohhhhhh lol

I would have thought that this would have already been bumped for Black Wednesday. Then again, it's prob still early, I'm just a light weight.

I love Cheez-Its.