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I thought I would bring this thread back to the top because it was so amusing before!

I was at work today and my coworkers were talking about a salad shooter.....and laughing. What is it? I kept asking and they wouldn't tell us girls....is it that bad?

I found that keg stands DRAMATICALLY improved my ability to handle Morning-Hard-On-Piss.

Ah James?:eek:

44 pages of quality discussion :)

um...why does it seem like when white men talk about their "private area" they said c**k(you know what I mean) and black men say d**k?

*runs outta thread*

I'm going to hell:eek:

Don't worry...we're all going there. Some of us are just leading the way:)

Wow this thread got big!

I'd just like to inform everyone, I'm actually DRIVING the van in the carpool lane to hell, so if anyone needs a ride.............

Much TOO FUNNAY!!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! STOP THE INSANITY!!

shelley j
sigma k

beautiful! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!

i refuse to actually admit that. :D (i'm only responsible for about 10% of the posts on this thread)

shelley j
sigma k

Just know we are paying a lot for gas on the drive!:D

SHOTGUN SHOTGUN!


QTE

Um, we're all splitting the cost of gas....... actually, f*&^^ that, let's steal the gas. We're going to hell anyway.:p :p :p

I feel guilty for even laughing at ya'll!:o LOL **dodging the bolt of lightning**

For AlphaGamDiva... start at the beginning, lol.

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OMG....just like to point out i am only up to page four, and my eyes are leaking!!!! LOLOLOL..........this is some funny ass isht and how was i not told about this sooner?!?!?!?

*edited b/c i can't spell where i am laughing too hard....

b/c we are trying to let this thread die! die already thread! die!

actually i love this thread, but i'm not allowed to read it while i'm at work most of the time b/c it's so racey.

shelley j
sigma k

Well, what else is there to discuss on this subject? :confused::p

hell, we could find something. lol:D

shelley j
sigma k

mr amycat and I were hanging out with our best friends--who are also a couple.

someone asked what "tossed salad" meant, they'd heard it earlier in the day.

I explained it.

They wanted to know how I knew this... so I'm trying to explain two 3 people who don't use or barely use the internet what a message board is and how a thread like this can exist.

LOL

i know nothing.........

lol..you should have just said "i heard it somewhere"

I heard it from Chris Rock's comedy show.

Aaaghhh...will this thread ever DIE????

"The Tossed Salad Man!" - that was some funny stuff.

nope, this thread will outlive us all.

shelley j
sigma k

ps- maybe by then there will be some other sex stuff to talk about.

actually, you know what. i'm going to provoke this thread even more. i don't think it was discussed at length yet, but of course i could be wrong.

ladies! have you ever gone to a porn shop or sex toy party? if so, what were your purchases? let's have some detail here. i have a new boyfriend and could use some tips. :D ;) (even though i already have 4 dildos of my own. plus handcuffs)

shelley j
sigma k

Do you girls ummm "recycle" your toys? This is a serious question. I'm actually quite disgusted now.

-Rudey

recycle as in pass them on to someone else? hell no! that's really nasty.
recycle as in use them again and again? hell yes! it's called washing them. they even have special soaps you can use to wash them.

shelley j
sigma k

Well, can a guy keep a toy he has used with one girl friend and use it with the next ? Properly sanitized? Or is that a bedroom foul?

EEEW!!!! party/bedroom foul! DRINK and get the HELL out! grrroooossssss! :p

I have been to a porno shop, but never bought anything. Honestly, I think they are hilarious. I can't help but laugh at some of the stuff they make. We have a really "nice" chain store here called fascinations, and it's not a big deal if a girl goes in there. They have great stuff for bachelorette partie favors and things, but in some of the small, seedy ones, I get a kick out of seeing the guys expressions when they see that a girl is in there. It's like we are all in some massive girl mailing list and I am going to tell their wives or something.

Ok, what is up w/ this? Is it true?

According to my high school soccer coach, one can tell if another person is sexually aroused or even simply attracted if their eyes dilate. I thought it was pure BS, then I heard the same thing again a week ago from someone else.

LMFAO! This reminds me of that episode on Sex in the City where Carrie dated that guy running for public office and he wanted her to pee on him...she's all like, maybe I could poor warm water on you?!?! he he he. That's just sick!

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What do you name it?

Mr. Wiggly?
Mr. Mushroom on a Stick?
Henry the One Eyed Snake?
Big Jimmy?

Little Sister?
Sweet Virginia?
Bad Kitty?

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i love eatting mushrooms on my pizza and thats just disgusting. i hope no one ever calls it that.

p.s. dick is just fine for me.