yea... Hts are the wave of the future!

You have said something that vaguely disagrees with my opinion. This is a lynching. I've reported you.

I think after I get my HT I'm gonna get me a Ford Taurus.

I always wanted a Ford Taurus and I'm really bummed that they're being discontinued. :(

OMG Breaking news!!!

Geekypenguin has promised to take some time out of her busy Haaahhhvard schedule to sponser me to get into her hair salon even though I've never met her before in RL!!!

I'm not naming names yet - because I know discretion is key - so I will call this hair salon Big Bird.

OMG I"m so excited!!!!!!!!!

And I can't wait to show them my Glamour Shots which came out mahhhhvalous!

I'll sponsor you too :)

Please, like you would EVER get into my salon?

What makes you think I want to get into your salon? There is more than 1 salon across the country....GOSH!

I'm talking about...when T*P finally realizes how crappy your salon is, she can hop on over to mine :D

T*P should feel free to pursue the salon of her DREAMS regardless of any prior connection.

In fact, she should look at all the salons. T*P, have you heard about JimBob? Can I sponsor you? I know nothing about you but I would not want to stand in the way of your dreams.

epchick, you are a new member and therefore are trying to impress everyone in TEH CULT. It's not working, get over yourself. You should not be giving anyone advice when you aren't even a full-fledged member yet.

:( That's just being a plain ol meenie! I'm reporting you :(

I KNOW you would not get in because I remember when you got cut on salon tours when we showed you the second level with the massage rooms and you had to hold the railing on the way down.

Tacky, trashy, entirely not cut out for my salon.

True story: I just went to check my email and empty out my spam folder and I got an email telling me that I can get a free hair restoration video and guide. Isn't that nice? I have gorgeous, thick hair, a salon that I love, and yet others are still trying to recruit me. All you shoppers, take note.

Sorry that your salon was too "ritzy" for me. Takes someone trashy to know someone trashy...is all I have to say !