| lil_sunshine |
07-16-2007 11:36 PM |
Dearest T:
I don't know what your deal is, but if you ask me to do another favor for you to either keep your Section 8 voucher or your food stamps, I'll knock you in to the middle of next year. I don't care if your supervisor told you that you can't take a day off b/c there are only 44 camp days in this summer camp program. You should've been WOMAN enough to tell her that you need to move and need to handle your business so you could do so. But no, you are but a mere child in a 5'8" body and ONLY think about YOURSELF, not anyone else. What a shame......
First off, your triflin' azz tells me to go to your recert appt. for food stamps on my BIRTHDAY, no less. Then you get mad when I don't have all the documents b/c you didn't come to my house to hand them to ME personally. You sent your clepto bro to do your dirty work, which he'd done a half azz job. You know good and dayum well we don't trust him as far as a blind person can see. And then you got nerve to get mad at me b/c I didn't know you sent down a second envelope of documents with the clepto that were needed to complete your recert application. Wench, azz whooping #1 is coming and dat quick!
Then you tell me that your Section 8 voucher is about to expire and I- of all people- need to go to give in all necessary documents to your worker. First, you should've warned me that she was the wench from Hell. Second, you should've made sure that all of the documents you sent me with were signed accurately and up to par. Third, you should've also warned me that she was a perfectionist who would deny your request if you didn't dot your i's and cross your t's. Being that your stuff wasn't up to par on Friday when you first sent me, you have me go again today to hand in your crap. If that weren't enough, the wench from Hell tells me that she won't see me TODAY b/c your appt is for TOMORROW morning @ 9AM!!!!!! And she preferred to complete a Breakdown letter than see me b/c she wanted to leave and go home on time! Now you got your mommy placating me to convince me to go tomorrow morning to this phucking kung fu king office to hand in your documents. Now I'll tell you this, if this crap doesn't go smoothly tomorrow, I'll be handing out azz whoopings as soon as I see you. Oh by the way, you still owe me $40 from when you borrowed money from me to pay your phone bill; for a phone I don't even use!!!!!!!!!! And tell your daddy to get at me too. That nucca owes me $40 too. Let him know I REFUSE to support his beer and nicotine habit any longer. You thought I was a b!@tch earlier and last night when I was yelling at you, you ain't seen nothing yet. I am dirty 30 now, and trust me, my motto of "No bullisht" is in full swing. HOLLA!!!!!
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