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tld221 06-08-2007 01:41 PM
Don't stop midway to answer your phone. NOT cool.

Do know the difference between nibbling and biting. one feels great, the other leaves marks and will cause the involuntary motion of kicking you in the cash and prizes.

neosoul 06-08-2007 04:33 PM
Do tease
Do act like its the BEST you'll ever have

Don't talk about the future... EVAR

tld221 06-08-2007 05:25 PM
don't try to cyber with me on Gchat during the day while im at work and THEN say "hold on" and then take the convo "off the record."

not only is that ridiculousness on so many levels, who still cybers anymore? geez.

1908Revelations 06-08-2007 05:36 PM
Don't say: We would have some pretty kids during foreplay and get mad when I don't want to have sex.

cheerfulgreek 06-09-2007 04:07 AM
Don't roll over and go to sleep.:rolleyes:

PrettyBoy 06-09-2007 11:05 PM
Don't tell me 8 months down the road after we've established a relationship that you slept with 50 jokers before me.:rolleyes:

tld221 06-10-2007 12:15 AM
do call me at 12:17am on a saturday night to "just come over and chill." just be sure to
do put blueberries in my pancakes the next morning. ;)

James 06-12-2007 01:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PrettyBoy (Post 1464054)
Don't tell me 8 months down the road after we've established a relationship that you weren't on birth control and are pregnant with our child.:rolleyes:

Fixed that for you. Funnier that way :)

Animate 06-13-2007 01:19 AM
Do check the caller ID if the phone rings.
Do answer if its a parent. :D
Do keep going while on the phone. :D

Don't make it obvious what you are doing.
Don't rush off the phone.

Do get a quickie right before friends come over. And I'm talking walking down the walkway to your apartment building quickie.
Don't grab my crack when trying to grab/slap a butt cheek.

ZChi4Life 06-13-2007 03:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Animate (Post 1465804)
Do check the caller ID if the phone rings.
Do answer if its a parent. :D
Do keep going while on the phone. :D

Don't make it obvious what you are doing.
Don't rush off the phone.

Do get a quickie right before friends come over. And I'm talking walking down the walkway to your apartment building quickie.
LMAO! That's soooo wrong on so many levels, yet also extremely funny!:p

PrettyBoy 06-13-2007 11:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by James (Post 1465231)
Fixed that for you. Funnier that way :)
LMAO.:D Good one, good one. Now that was funny. Why didn't I think of that?:confused::)

delph998 06-14-2007 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Animate (Post 1465804)
Do check the caller ID if the phone rings.
Do answer if its a parent. :D
Do keep going while on the phone. :D

Don't make it obvious what you are doing.
Don't rush off the phone.

Do get a quickie right before friends come over. And I'm talking walking down the walkway to your apartment building quickie.
Don't grab my crack when trying to grab/slap a butt cheek.

WoW! This was hilarious. ;-)

CutiePie2000 06-15-2007 12:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1463343)
the involuntary motion of kicking you in the cash and prizes.
Cash and prizes....LMAO.

tld221 06-16-2007 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tld221 (Post 1463343)
Don't stop midway to answer your phone. NOT cool.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Animate (Post 1465804)
Do check the caller ID if the phone rings.
Do answer if its a parent. :D
Do keep going while on the phone. :D

Don't make it obvious what you are doing.
Don't rush off the phone.
umm are you my ex of who knows how many years ago??? LOL

p.s. my momma is not an easy woman to fool - she was like "you're having sex arent you?! you call me back when you finish!" it was quite hilarious recalling it but then and there - mortifying...

delph998 06-16-2007 11:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jock16 (Post 1465216)
do suck and swallow
don't bite it
Just read this one -- HILARIOUS.


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